Oh man it’s so hot today. How hot is it? It’s so hot that I almost drank a beer. And I don’t drink alcohol. Unless it’s those fruity bacardi breezer things. But the beer was sitting there in the fridge, looking all cold and nice. Anything cold is worthwhile on a day like today. We […]

I’m downtown with my parents. I have bought my brother’s cell phone (this is true to real life). Someone is transmitting some sort of virus program into it. I keep struggling to stop it from installing itself. A guy passes by me and says “oh you have a *insert cell phone brand*. I say “yes, […]