Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
Last Mio Monday of the year. I can’t deny, when I look back on 2019 losing dear garndma is going to be the biggest headline. I miss her, all her funny ways and sweet affections.

30/12 2019
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Snerp?

30/12 2019
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I hear loud bagpipes and steel drums outside.
Avenge me
30/12 2019
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Sassy’s out for a walk.

30/12 2019
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yeah it is
link: mr Robot article
30/12 2019
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Alright, I am heading into the fog. Tomorrow is the big day. Yes, that’s right. I’m finally trimming my toenails. DON’T WAIT UP

30/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day and New Year’s eve. Stay safe out there.

31/12 2019
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My Resolution for 2020 is to be Baby Yoda so everyone will love me.
31/12 2019
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The year is running out. Thank you to all of you for being part of my year. I am happy that so many people care about me. Thankful for you guys, for goats and for family.
It hasn’t been the best of years. The state of the world has been getting to me a lot. And losing grandma Mio was a hard blow. I gained the 3 newbies, and it was especially lovely to get a little baby Nuller. Baby goats are the bset thing and bonding with him and seeing him grow was lovely. Lily a sweet and affectionate little lady. Sassy a big and bossy lady. My princess Mia and her adopted kids Milo and Sky. Wouldn’t know what to do without them.
Hopefull 2020 will be okay. I’m not asking fora nything great. Just and end to misery and maybe to win the lottery. You never know.
It would be pretty impressive since I don’t play the lottery. But I’m a straight white male, I’m entitled to it all.
I don’t know what’s to become of the world, or me. I’m not overly positive. But hey, tomorrow’s not likely to be very different from today. Here’s to another rotation, keep it spinning.
31/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day and happy 2020 everybody.

1/1 2020
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Good goat times today. First of the decade. I did not feel like going at all. Tired and paranoid about fireworks. There has been a lot of stories in the news this holday about people firing fireworks at each other and sttrangers. I’m not sure if it’s just the media trying to hype things up or if it has actually gotten worse. But it’s made me want to go outside even less. At least heading out in the morning meant all the hoodlums that stayed up late blowing shit up were probably still in bed. I did not encounter anything other than a ton of spent fireworks and containers everywhere. But I had to get out to see the goats. I always worry about them on New Year’s. They’re always fine, but I always worry.
They were fine. Thankfully. They were already out when I got there and they all seemed perfectly normal. They probably had a bit of a scary night what with all the explosions at midnight. Even though they live in a better neighbourhood now, there will still have been a lot of noise. I’m glad nothing bad happened, though. Here’s hoping 2020 will be a good goat year with no sad happenings. Maybe we can has a hot summer and just goofy happiness. That’d be nice.
There was a young lady tending to the horses when I got there. I’m not sure if I have seen her before, but she seemed very nice and wished me a happy new year, in English. And there were several visitors, couples with little kids and they got some good goat petting and fed them some carrots and apples.
I’m glad I got out. I hope you all got through the festivities without problems. And I hope you will all have a good year. I feel like there have been a lot, too many, sad animal news the last couple of months. I hope there will be less of that in 2020. Love the ones you love, a lot, while you can. Love you loves.
1/1 2020
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It’s a new dawn

1/1 2020
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My New Year resolution is 1600×1024
150% dpi
1/1 2020
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We got a couple of christmas trees already! Goat munchies.

1/1 2020
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Remember when the fraggle stopped eating the doozer buildings and the doozer were sad and no I’m not crying, no I’m not humming to the fraggle rock theme NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
1/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.

2/1 2020
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goatlog

2/1 2020
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First goat butt parade of the decade,

2/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.

3/1 2020
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Had an appointment with the skin doctor this morning. *googles* with the dermatologist this morning. Seems I have some eczema between my fingers. And I may have some allergies. I have to do a round of allergy tests in a couple of months. So that’s swell.
Well, we’ll see how it goes. At least a gofling dimwit isn’t starting World War III right now. Hold on, lemme check twitter.
Oh ffs
3/1 2020
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Sweetielily

3/1 2020
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Look, we’re the six dwarves now. Don’t ask. Also, do you have any barbecue sauce?
3/1 2020
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What a year, huh?
Lemon, it’s January 3rd.
3/1 2020
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Today will be a good day. Here’s little Vanilje and mama Mathilde from 2006.

4/1 2020
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So glad to see Jared’s work to solve the Middle East is going so well.
4/1 2020
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Watch our behind you, Sky, the dragon is after you!
Game Of Goats

4/1 2020
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Found a bounty in the mailbox! Thank you so much for thecards Deborah Ladd (love the pics!) and Kathleen Murphy and for the card and lucky charm Debbie Wilkins !
You’re much too nice, I appreciate you thinking of me! Also got the card my dad sent to me well before christmas. It’s supposed to be day-to-day delivery in Denmark, no wonder our postal service is going bankrupt!
Love you alls!

4/1 2020
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Today willl be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

5/1 2020
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I had a highly erotic dream about Buffy Summers and Dylan McKay.
I miss the 90s…
It was a pretty bonkers dreams. It turned into one of those ‘running like crazy dreams’ and I hijacked a boat and there were hieroglyphs glowing in the air and it turned semi lucid and it was all kinds of crazy.
I wish I could live in dreams.
5/1 2020
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The goating fields

5/1 2020
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goatlog

5/1 2020
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Congrats to my brother for being smokefree. I didn’t think I’d see the day, he’s been smoking for as long as I can remember. Even with a bad cough and risinh health problems he didn’t stop. But he seems to have managed it now. Good job!
5/1 2020
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“The United States just spent Two Trillion Dollars on Military Equipment”
Cool. how much are you going to spend on gofundmes of vets and people without healthcare? The world is burning, you don’t want to help refugees, your kids are murdering endangered animals, you’re threatening war crimes on twitter. Jesus fucking christ, satan standing on the shoulders of evangelicals. Pleased to meat ya.
5/1 2020
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Sitting in the pub with Ford Prefect. The Vogon ships filling the skies. Do you ever feel like it’s the end of days, do you ever feel like there’s no hope for humanity? Do you ever feel a dull ache in the back of your head as you fall to the ground and they take your wallet and run, take the money and run take the money.
Of course, we might not need the aliens to do the dirty work for us. Global stirfrying. Out of the frying pan and into the climate change. Clinking champagne glasses at the apocalypse. Frontrow seats to the armageddon. Ragnarok’n’roll. The Brits are coming! The refugees are coming! Over the wall and under the bridge. Meningitis kiss and bird flu, don’t forget to wash your hands after the barbecue.
Extinction level event. Where’s your head at, where’s your head at. Scared monkeys in the zoo, walking fish descendants, inbred warmongers, sacks of puss and water, carrying the disease and waiting to expire. Go buy yourself an afterlife, asshole. Money in the bank, see if you can bribe st peter.
low flying panic attack

5/1 2020
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Nothing to see here, Sky.

5/1 2020
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That’s all for now.

Today will be a good day. HappY Mio Monday everyone.

23/12 2019
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It’s time to put on the last two episodes of Mr Robot.
See you on the other side, friend. If I make it.
23/12 2019
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Mr Robot finale managed to out-trip Twin Peaks and make me cry. 10/10
23/12 2019
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You change the world by being part of it. You make it beautiful by seeing its beauty. You make it funny by laughing at it.
Sometimes I don’t have a lot of hope for the world. But I hope… the amassed weight of our existence will pull it into a better orbit some day.
We’re all just pigs in the shit.
Oink oink, motherfuckers.

23/12 2019
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“One day, from his sniper nest, Gallagher shot a girl in a flower-print hijab who was walking w/ other girls on the riverbank. She dropped, clutching her stomach, & the other girls dragged her away”.
Pardoned by Trump. I still don’t understand why any president, be it Obama or Trump, should have the power to pardon people? I just don’t understand, why should a President be above the law and have that kind of power?
It’s one thing if you pardon someone for.. I don’t know, charitable reasons. Like if their crime was something that used to be a crime but is now no longer considered a crime. Or for social reasons, like a grandmother who has served many years. Stuff like that. But this? Contemporary crimes with no extenuating circumstances?
I just. Don’t. Understand. And that’s not even going into the idea of a president being able to pardon people who did something that benefitted the president, or to gather goodwill from certain factions. Like I wonder if the good conservatie veterans are happy that this sniper got pardoned? If I were military I’d want people like that fucking locked up because they make soldiers look bad. But I can imagine some people twiting this into ‘Trump supports us military’ bla bla.
Like cops looking out for cops, even though you’d think good cops would want the bad cops off streets. I don’t know. Ugh. Humans 23/12 2019
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Stick with goats, Lasse.

23/12 2019
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Alrightey then. I’m going to call it a day.
*points* it’s a day!
Tomorrow is Christmas in Denmark. So while I go sleep I expect you to listen to the best Danish Christmas song of all time on repeat until I’m back. There WILL be a test, so make sure you listen to the lyrics.

23/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day eveyone.

24/12 2019
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Good Christmastimes today.
Back from celebrating the jolly day with the fam. Our traditional christmas pork roast. I’m not proud of it, but I’m only human. Can’t give up on Christmas. Just mom and pop and bro and me. Risalamande for dessert. It was totally rigged, dad got the almond. I’m demanding a recount, pretty sure the russians hacked it. Of course, even though my brother and I are almost 80 years combined, we’re still the kids. So we got the marzipan prizes. That’s how we roll.
Got to sit in a comfy chair and watch the Disney christmas show too. And then I spent some time with dad, taking their DVD player apart. A disc was stuck in the system. We managed to take it apart and get the disc out, but the player is still malfunctioning. Maybe we can get santa to do an emergency delivery, I think they’ll need a new one.
Hope you’re all having a happy holiday out there, whether you’re celebrating today, tomorrow, or not at all or something different. Hope you get something nice under the mistletoe.
(pictured: some elf from 2013)

24/12 2019
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For the newer friends who don’t know what the fam looks like, here we are from 2017. I should get a new photo taken. Maybe next christmas.
That’s me on the left, if you couldn’t tell by the hat.
Bill Murray Christmas yall.
24/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Hump Day and merry Christmas where it applies everyone.

25/12 2019
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Hope you’re enjyong the holidays

25/12 2019
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Thank you so much CarolAnn Ellis for the wonderful package! The photos don’t do the cards justice, they are so very beautiful. That albino deer is so neat! Merry Christmas!

25/12 2019
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I know not everyone will agree but I still put forth that American comedy peaked with this.

25/12 2019
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I’m switching off for today. Enjoy your chrishmash if you’re celebrating today. Otherwise just enjoy the arbritrary rotation of the space rock you’re stuck on.
Hope everyone is well out there. Thank you everyone who’s expressed seasonal greetings, in the mail or over the electronic pathways. I appreciate that there are people who care about me, in some little way. My mental state has been downwards trending for the last few months, but as long as there are people who care about me then I can’t be allowed to not care about me. Add two cups of water and stir until frothy. Allow 2-4 weeks for delivery and please submit your contact information after the beep. Your call is very important to us. Our operatives are standing by to receive your orders. As seen on TV, if you buy it and place the box on top of your TV. Don’t forget to unplug during extended periods of inaactvity. There may be a slight discolouring around the edges, this is not a sign of the apocalypse. We are aware of the problem and are working overtime to fix it. This concludes today’s broadcast. Now please stand for the national anthem.
25/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s Thor from 2008.

26/12 2019
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My favourite pizza place is closed. Probably won’t be open again until next year. Thoughts and prayers, plz.
When I look at the txt file where I keep track of my budget and purchases, I can see that in December I have only spent about half as much on pizza as I usually do. Because soup. I hope they haven’t gone bankrupt without my business.
26/12 2019
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Remember, this is the time to be naughty. You’ve got your presents for this year. Santa can’t start his new lis until 2020 begins. You’re homefree. It’s basically The Purge.
26/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s a goat siesta from 2014, with Herman, Palle, Mia, Mio and Kamel.

27/12 2019
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Good goat times today. There must have been some serious mistletoe in the air or something, because things got very goofy. Lily and Sassy were doing their best impressions of bucks. Especially Lily. Blubbering like those comedy videos you see on the youtube. I can’t remember ever seeing Lily do that before. Certainly not like today. She would’t shut up. It was hard not to laugh. Sometimes she’d start doing her regular bleat and then halfway through it would turn into a buckish blubber. There was a good deal of tail wagging and some humping headbutting too. So I imagine it’s a hormone thing. But I’ve never seen them like that. Nuller seemed a little puzzled too. ‘What’s up with my does?!’.
I don’t know man. Maybe someone fed them weed instead of weeds.
We had some nice visitors stopping by, several adults with kids who got to pet the goats. One boy got a little Milo encounter. His grandma was nice about it and just laughed, and protected her grandkid from the goat devil. “He must be a little morning grumpy” she explained to her grandon. Hah yeah. He’s a little morning grumpy all day long. But it was all fine and in good fun.
27/12 2019
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Weirdos

27/12 2019
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Looks like the workers are gone. Those mobile homes they had put there on the grass are gone at least. Maybe they just left for the holidays? Or maybe they’re done with the wor they were doing. We’ll see I guess. But it opened up some previously untouched patches of grass for the goats to go through.

27/12 2019
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Goat butt parade

27/12 2019
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Milo’s mugshot.
Yeah, don’t try to pull that “I’m just a goofy, innocent goat” look. We know the truth.

27/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Here’s 3B from 2006, with a very young me. Back when I looekd 13 instead of 15.

28/12 2019
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Thumbs up: My favourite pizza place is surprisngly open today!
Thumbs down: Constant fireworks and loud music. I don’t mean to be a grinch but holidays suck and humans are dumb, bah humbug.
Hope the pizza comes soon.
28/12 2019
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I love you all, but Keiko. Keiko is like the topping on the pizza. You’re the top, Keiko!
28/12 2019
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Finished the last episode of The Mandalorian. Kudos to Favreau, he put together a great show. I do wish some of the storytelling had been a little more.. complex. But all in all, a great ride. So much fun, great action, great fan service and a baby Yoda that took everyone by storm. And not just baby Yoda, I forking loved Kuuil and the IG unit. Nurse droid, ahaha. I loved the way he moved.
So yeah, super satisfying. Star Wars isn’t necessarily an easy thing to do these days.. It can be very divisive. But i’ve seen almost exclusively positive reactions to this show.
Bring on season 2. No please, do it, do it now.
“do the magic hands thing”
28/12 2019
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Today will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.

29/12 2019
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goatlog

29/12 2019
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Here’s Maureen and Black Beauty. I am not sure whomst is whomst. Maybe BB on the left?

29/12 2019
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Update from my dad: he’s doing much better. Sounds like the after effects of his fall(s) are pretty much gone. He’s still got some physical issue, but it sounded like he was much improved. So that’s good.
…oh and I can’t remember if I have mentioned it or not, but I think my brother is doing well too. Last I heard his test scores were as good as we’d want them to be. So that’s good too.
29/12 2019
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I’m going to turn off the machines for tonight. Not gonna lie, I’m ready for the year to be over. One day at a time.
Thanks everyone for the family well wishes. Our wells run deep. Well well well. Over and out.
29/12 2019
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That’s all for now.