Good goat times today. Another lovely day that felt like spring. Slightly colder than last week and with a little light cloud coverage. But lots of sunshine too and creeping above 10C/50F as the day went on. Lovely stuff.
Lots of sitting around in the sun with the goats. And watching their peculiarities. Luna grunting like she was in heat. Sitting like a puppy. Bella rubbing her face and then whole body on the platform ramp, tail wagging. Sky just wanting to sit and roast. I love running my hand through her still thick winter coat as it gets so hot in the sun. Happiness is a warm fluff.
We had some nice visitors too, not sure if it was a couple of families or daycares. A couple of little girls came into the pen. At one point they were standing on each side of Luna, petting her. It was about the cutest thing ever. These girls maybe a head taller than Luna, one on each side, Luna standing still and letting them pet her. So sweet.
It’s going to get a little colder again now, but hopefully more good spring days ahead.
Now I’m going to go like the cuckoo soup bird and go cuckoosoup cuckoosoup0.
10/3 2025
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Relaxing goats.
It’s too bad Sky sits alone. But then she always did like to just sit and roast in the sun, even when she was the top goat. She likes to just zone out in the shine.

10/3 2025
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Gotta feed the beasts.
Looking forward to leaving the coat at home. Any day now, surely.
It’s good to feel the tightness of the stomach and seeing the pants being too big, again. Still not back to peak low weight, but I’m at a good place now.

103 2025
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Luna under a, partially, blue sky.

10/3 2025
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All The Pain We Cannot See
10/3 2025
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But also, Lunapuppy.

10/3 2025
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Got an hour fortyfive on the bike today. Wasn’t really feeling it, but I put in the time. Depression is running in and out of my head like… a guy with diarrhea gping to the bathroom.
Sorry. That was uncalled for .
Anyway. Got some crunches and did some cleaning too. Unspooling ancient cables. I have three old desktop PCs standing around, I really need to get rid of them at some point too. I wonder if they would even turn on anymore, the newest one is 5+ years old, the others I don’t even wanna know.
Other than that, just trying to slither along. Darting through the tall grass.
11/3 2025
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Bella found a new favourite place to scratch her belly on.
I had kept wondering who was moving the tree stump, I place it lodged up against the log to help secure the playset. But I kept finding it moved a bit away from the log. I was wondering what happened to it. Now i’ve caught it a couple of times. There’s a couple of bits protruding from the stump, and they’re just the right heaight for a good belly scratch. She’ll stand there for 5 minutes rocking back and forth on it.

11/3 2025
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12/3 2025
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So far my day has consisted mostly of listening to David Bowie, reading wikipedia articles about David Bowie albums, and editing goat footage.
In many ways, a typical rockstar day.
12/3 2025
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I don’t usually do this but,
my birthday is coming up on Saturday. Of course I expect and want nothing, do not give mea nything.
But, if you should want to do something for me, consider donating to Kimberly’s gofundme. Five bucks, ten bucks, whatever. I would consider that a personal present to me, if you do donate leave a comment here so I know to thank you.
And if you don’t donate that’s fine too. No expectations.
Kimberly’s been a friend here for many yers, she’s one of the good goat people who does a lot for her animals .
https://www.gofundme.com/f/give-kimberly-and-her-rescues-a-fresh-start
12/3 2025
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Bella and Luna are on bluesky.
Well, there’s a blue sky anyway.

13/3 2025
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I was setting up the camera to film a little of me sitting with Sky.
Luna had other ideas.
You can see Luna wasn’t even going after Sky, but Sky was like “nope” and off.

13/3 2025
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Luna swears she didn’t knock the camera out of my hand. I guess I’ll have to take her bleat for it.
14/3 2025
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I remember downloading Alanis Morrissette’s cover of Fake Plastic Trees on Napster. Being asked if I was Billy Corgan because I was sharing about a million Smashing Pumpkins liveshows. Two Italian dudes arguing on Netphoria. Staying up till midnight to download from NSPAA, and seeing it go down 5 minutes later when all the bandwidth for the night was used up. Christmas at the grandparents, getting New Adventures In Hi-Fi. Strange and unfamiliar but cool music on the US Top 20, broadcast once a week on MTV Europe. Winning not once but twice a signed copy of Jennifer Paige’s debut album. I wonder if she signed them herself or if they just stamped her signatue on a billion copies to give out in various competitions around the world. What are the odds of winning a signed copy of the same album in two different competitions, I have never in my life won another signed copy of any CD. I still have Dave Asselin’s old MCIS shirt.
Anyway, I’ll end this musical trip down memory lane. I just intended to say that Street Spirit still wrecks me. Don’t know how we got to here from there. Immerce your soul in love.
14/3 2025
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Oh hi. Hello ther. It’s March 15th today. You know what that means. The Ides of March. One of these days I should look that up and find out what it actually means.
But I hope it’s a happy day. Take it sneezy!
Oh by the way, I dreamt that Dolly Parton laid goat berries. I swear on my life. Now analyze that.
15/3 2025
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Just because it’s my special day, doen’t mean I get to slack off. Got on the bike and did an hour fifty. Tired legs, but good going.
Also did some more cleaning. More stuff to drag down to the trash. And I even did a little floor washing. For the first time in.. honestly, years. My floor is really gross and it’s going to take more sessions to get it halfway presentable. But I’m trying. The thing about going blind is, it gets real easy to overlook the dirt. And as the world falls down around you it gets really easy not to care. But I’m trying.
Now I’m going to party like it’s 1999 and all we have to worry about is the Y2K bug coming to eat us all.
And by that I mean I’m going to have soup. That’s how I’m going to celebrate my birthday. My parents did offer to take me out for dinner or to get together for cake and cocoa. But going out to eat is just too triggering for my anxiety. And cake would get in the way of my attempts to ramp up the diet. The weight is going all and I just really want to push that right now.
I’m not one for celebrations anyway. A birthday is just another year older and deeper in, whatever this is. I really don’t care about it.
But I do care about all the nice birthday wishes from you all, they make me feel like people know I exist and maybe even are glad that I do. And that matters to me. So thank you for that.
And to whoever unfriended me today, thank you helping me lighten my load! I guess the fb birthday reminder reminded you that “ugh this guy is still around” haha.
15/3 2025
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Heading off to the bed place and the dreamspace. Thank you everyone for making my birthday lovely. It really means a lot to me that there are people who care about me, even if I have a hard time caring about myself. I appreciate you. I hope I managed to replty to everyone, it can be hard with the cruddy algorithm.
And now that I’m 21, what’s a guy gotta do to get a drink around here?!
See you in the return postage.
16/3 2025
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It’s a new day, it’s a new dawn, it’s the first day in the rest of your life. Assuming the world doesn’t stop rotating, it’s time for another trip around the sun. Or the moon. Or the stars. Look, i’m not a astronomologist, don’t ask me.
Thank you again for all the birthday wishes yesterday. Love you alls.
And special thanks to the people who donated to the gofundme I posted a couple of days ago. Appreciate it a ton!
16/3 2025
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Now that all the birthday malarkey is over, let’s get back to goatposting. Here’s the SunSky.
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16/3 2025
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Well here’s something mildly interesting.
Yesterday, when I was doing a bit of my leaning after the exercise, I discovered an old camera. Tucked away under some of the piles of hoarded debris.
A pretty old one, but not a bad one. Must be from the time when I was experimenting with different cameras, trying to find which one to be my permanent goat camera. This one didn’t make the cut and I guess I left it and forgot about it.
I figure I’ll give it away or something. But there was a memory card in it. I thought it would be blank, but I thught if I’m going to give the camera away I better make sure there were no compromising pictures on it. Just because there was no Onlyfans back then doesn’t mean, well nevermind. Anyway. I put the memory card into my current camera and found there was a small selection of pictures from 2013! How about that. Several of them from January 1st 2013, and a couple from September ’13. At least according to the exif data.
So here is a picture of my father and I from September 2013. It’s not a great picture, we don’t look especially thrilled to be photographed. But it’s still sort of sweet on my birthday to find a 12 year old picture of me and pops. You can tell it’s old because I got no shades on and my dead is closed on display.
A lifetime ago.

16/3 2025
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Still watching old episodes of snl. Today watching the George Foreman episodes from season 20. So far it’s… not good. Haha. But the thing of note is that Hole is the musical guest and they’re playing Doll Parts. When I went to the doc on Thursday I was chanting in my head over and over “someday you will ache like I ache”. Not that I was wishing hurt on the other people on the bus or anything, it was just like a mantra to calm my nerves. Going out among people is still a challenge. Focusing on a mantra, or whatever, keeps some of the anxiety at bay.
Funny coincidence that it would come up on my snl rewarch now.
16/3 2025
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Here are the other notable photos from my birthday surprise. i wonder if I have any other old cameras buried somewhere?!
The date on these says 1/1 2013, but I am not sure I believe that. I would not usually be at my parents place on January first. But I don’t know, I honestly don’t remember.
The top left is my brother Peter at the computer in my parents place. Top right is Peter and dad doing the dishes. And the two on the bottom are my dad. A glimpse of time, like dinosaurs caught in the amber. *Jurassic Park theme*

16/3 2025
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Good goat times today. A bit of sunshine and positively scorching temps up to 8C/46F. Springtime in Denmark!
I jest, but I appreciate it’s getting warmer.
A bit of a short day for me today, I had to get home in time to do the phone calls about the heating thing.
But I got breakfast served for them, and second breakfest, and elevensies. The goat hobbits did not go hungry. And we had time for some cuddles as well. No pipe tobacco though. Ghobbits? I’ll workshop the name.
Then home to deal with the heating. I got it sorted succesfully, although I had to make two phonecalls, which is quite triggering for my anxiety.
First I called the housing association. When I told them about the message I got saying I had to turn the heating off at the mains, the woman I talked to said she had no idea about that. But she’d ask if someone else knew. Put me on hold. A minute later she came back and told me basically that “you dont have access to that”. She said I could call the heating company and ask. So I did. Just to be sure. And there I was told that the message I got was just to notify that my heat would be turned off while they work on it, when I’m in a housing assoc then I can’t turn off the mains. Well ok but why did your message tell me I should? I dunno. I’ve had messages in the past that my heat would be off while they do maintennance, but never been told I had to turn it off at the mains.
I’m not sure ‘mains’ is the right turn. In Danish it’s ‘hovedhane’ which google translate helpfully suggests is “main cock”. Ehm yeah. Cockadoodledoo.
Anyway, glad it’s all worked out and that I don’t have to do anything. i’ve done all I can, hopefully the advice given to me is good and I don’t have to turn anything off. I’d hate to have to turn off the main cock. I prefer turning it on. Ok ok I’ll shut up.
It’s soup time now.
3/3 2025
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Breakfast down by the podiums today.

3/3 2025
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Spot the Sky.

3/3 2025
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Had my heating off all day because of the maintennane. Getting tired of it! Thankfully it’s not freezing. If it had been last week I would have suffered. Got my space heater going, so that will suffice.
I was supposed to exercise today, but the lack of heat and the lack of warm water for a shower afterwards, made me skip it. My legs have been overworked too. Maybe I’ll make up for it tomorrow, or take another day or two.
I could use some real spring soon. Springtime, for whoever.
4/3 2025
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Weell, it’s time for another edition of Lasse’s Family Funhouse Of Horrors. My mother is in the hospital again now. Breathing problems again. She sounded ok when I talked to her just now, she’s had some breathing mask and treatment. But she’ll probably be in the hospital for a couple of days. Maybe asthma related, maybe aftereffects of the recent pneumonia. Hopefully it won’t get more serious.
We gotta be due for a lottery win or something, I think we’ve earned some better luck.
4/3 2025
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btw,, this is the only Mission Impossible I will ever care about. Sorry, Tom. I’m a very suppressive person.

4/3 2025
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længes i mørket, mod dage med håb og med lys

4/3 2025
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That’s a pretty darn cool video.

4/3 2025
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5/3 2025
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Got an hour twenty on the bike today. Making up for missing yesterday. Flapping away in the heated apartment.
Afterwards I did some more cleaning. It’s a nice rhythm, doing the exercise and then doing a little cleaning, going through the apartment zone by zone. Today I went through a couple of cupboards above my fridge. Lots of stuff there. Paper manuals to machines that are long dead and gone. My ancient phone. Old batteries and light bulbs. Feels good to get rid of some old stuff, and get the rest better organized.
Got a pepsi&protein delivery today too.
Otherwise no news news.
5/3 2025
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Well here’s a curious thing. Bella rearing up like she was going to headbutt me. She wasn’t trying to connect at all, but I’ve never seen her do that before.
At the beginning of the video you can just see her sort of lurch away. She’s still being very skittish when you approach from behind or the side. She’ll run away scared when I try to approach her like that. She still fine when coming head on, she still comes begging for treats and cuddles, loooves having her hooves rubbed. Still the dominant goat in the herd. But yeah. I’m afraid someone may have been mean to her, otherwise I don’t know why she’d get like that. Still a sweet, funny goatie, loving her naps all the time.
Just posturing, but still surprised me. I don’t think I was even trying to touch her, I think I was focused on Luna there.
5/3 2025
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I probably shouldn’t write a long rant about Trump saying he’s going to take Greenland “one way or the other”, right?
I wouldn’t wear a suit if I was going to his funeral, nevermind the White House.
Too far? Well, we can discuss it over coffee when you’re at my doorstep in a tank. I’ll be waiting, with a gun and a pack of sandwiches.
5/3 2025
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Goat to the top of the page. Here’s Bella, not trying to knock me out.

5/3 2025
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If it’s true that ooposites attract, then why aren’t there a bunch of hot, smart, funny, fit, clever, interesting, well functioning, not annoying people with legible accents who can succesfully connect with humans, constantly coming on to me, huh uh huh?
5/3 2025
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Good goat times today. A gorgeous day. The first little taste of spring. Beautiful blue skies and sunshine. Temperatures creeping up above 10C/50F as the sun did its thing. Feels good man.
Luna was in fine form today. She was bleawting a whole lot, and she was running around with her tongue flopping out a lot. She wasn’t snorting much, like she usually does when I think she’s in heat.
She did start grunting at the kids when we had visitors from the neighbour school came visiting. She was grunting at them and running away from them. And with Bella also running away as she does al ot now, it was hard for Beren to get her usual goat cuddles. But I think she went over to Sky who was sitting in the sunshine and is always good at being petted by the kids. So hopefully Beren got her fix there.
But it was a lovely day in the sunshine with the goats. The forecast says more warm days, but then night frost coming back. So spring isn’t completely setting in yet.
Came back home and did an hour on the bike. Maybe a bad idea, since it was second day in a row, plus being out goating. A little too much for my legs. Had a hard time making the intervals. But I put in some effort at least. I work hard for the funny, so hard for the funny.
Very tired. May need a nap before I go soup soup.
6/3 2025
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Sky under the blue sky. Poor girl, she just wanted to sit and roast. And then Bella and Luna would get in a tiff and they’d run around, and they weren’t running at Sky but they came in he direction, so Sky would get up and complain at them and move five steps further away and sit down again. And that happened like 10 times in a row. YOU KIDS JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I’VE HAD A DAY!
I wisn she wasn’t so.. neuroti? I think she has some anxiety. Or she’s just a worrier. Now that she’s the smallest in the pen again she’s not just on guard about possible dangers, but also the other goats. But they do all relax together too, Sky was sitting with Luna after a while.

6/3 2025
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Lil miss goofypants. Luna had her tongue more out than in today. Like me watching a Kristen Bell movie, amirite.

6/3 2025
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Oh yes, to those keeping score. My mother is back home from the hospital. Sounds like she’s doing okay, not sure if she’s completely over the breathinger issues. Hopefully they won’t come back. I think my brother is still doing well at the physical rehab place. My dad has a cold, I’m expecting it to turn into a spaceborn Mars flu that makes you shed penguin feathers, because my family.
Thanks everyone for the concerns.
I have been tired with a headache for a couple of days. But my major malfunction is the grinding down hacksaw of depression.
6/3 2025
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Three goats in the sunshine.

6/3 2025
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Hey, Mark Frost replied to me on bluesky. Finally, I have a smidgen of worth as a human being! Everything’s coming up Lassehouse.
7/3 2025
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Make Enola Gay Again
7/3 2025
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Wait, so tearing down statues and renaming places because they represent historical figures and events that are no longer in good standing is wrong, but deleting historical photographs and other material because they’re, I don’t know, ‘gay’ or represent things people now in power don’t like, that’s fine?
fkn weirdos.
Keep the confederate flag, but get rid of anything dei because that’s objectionable.
7/3 2025
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Bella and the blue sky.

7/3 2025
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they represent the fkncnt guild, the fkncnt guild.
7/3 2025
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One for the Keiko level subscrubbers. Unfortunately I wasn’t fast enough with the camera, so I missed most of it. But I thought it was pretty funny when Bella let a berryfall loose and it all tumbled down the platform ramp. Watch out below!
8/3 2025
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Got an hour fortyfive on the bike today. Legs still a bit worn, but put in a good effort. Plus some rod manipulation and crunches.
And then a little more cleaning. It’s a nice rhythm, going through the apartment little bit by bit after exercise sessions, getting rid of some mess. Going through ancient stuff that I stashed away, thinking I was one day maybe going to be able to see okay again, maybe I would be able to use them, maybe if I got rid of them I’d end up years later being sad I didn’t hold on to them because now that I had made a mircaulous recover now I would be able to use them again… yeah, I no longer have illusions that I will one day be able to see okay. That ship has sailed. And sunk. And been eaten by sea dragons. So its’ a good time to start getting rid of all the stuff I will never be able to use.
I definitely have a bit of a hoarder mentalityl. “What if some day I might need this thing. I mean I don’t remember what it’s for or what it does, but I might need it!”. Eh. I can buy new stuff. I want to get rid of more than I keep.
The two shelves full of DVDs and books. I really awnt to get rid of them. I wonder if there are any goodwill sort of stores that have a service where they come and pick it up. I don’t want any money for it, I just want to get rid of it. Maybe paper books and DVDs are just wortless these days, maybe they need to go to the dump. I don’t know. I’ll have to look into it.
I used to have a real thing for buying DVD box sets. I used to buy Complete Series box sets of shows I wasn’t even that interested in. Just that hoarder/collector mentality. I have the complete old Star Trek series. The compelte Friends series. Special edition Lord Of The Rings boxes with figures . The complete Calvin & Hobbes collection. Some old junk and some old wonderful stuff, but I just want to get rid of it all.
Given that my apartment is going to be demolished within the next year or two (yes, that is still looming scarily on the horizon, still not sure if or how I will deal with that) it would definitely be a good idea to lighten my load.
But now I want some soup. I like-a da soup.
8/3 2025
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“Hello, We would like to pay you to have our content on your page.
Our brands are Nestlé; Nike Puma and Nissan; Let me know if you are interested.”
– Haha. I’m sure it’s just a scam. Still amuses me to think of goats selling cars and chocolate.
8/3 2025
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Hey Luna, what do I look like when people mention soup?

8/3 2025
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9/3 2025
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Today I’m getting back to my David Bowie journey. I got all the way up to Lodger on my discography travels, but then I discovered Frank Turner. And for more than year, I have been mostly listening to Frank Turner, with breaks when new artists I like have released new albums, but other than that just more and more Frank Turner liveshows.
But I think now it’s time to get back to Bowie. Spending time with each album and just getting to know it, deeply. It’s a pleasure.
He was such a fascinating artist. Most of my life I just knew him peripherally, the big hits on the radio. It’s nice to have a big treasure chest of music to dive into.
9/3 2025
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Sky and Luna sitting together, more or less.
Sky sometimes sits in a funny position like that, almost like a puppy up on her front legs.

9/3 2025
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I just.. I just really hope the president can find it in his heart to pardon the people storming those Tesla showrooms.
Who knows, those crazy young people could grow up to storm the capital some day, if you give them the chance.
9/3 2025
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The three goats in the sun. Luna still in her puppy position.

9/3 2025
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