Assistant’s Creed

July 18th, 2008

It is rainy and cold. The Danish summer strikes again. It could be worse, though. No fires or hurricanes or earthquakes. And gangs of murderous penguins are on the decrease.

I had a hard time getting going this morning. Sleep would not ease its hold on me. I wonder if you can be addicted to sleep? I would bottle it and sell it on the street corners like the new best drug.

Brøndby won against the Faroes. Barely. But the season is underway and there will be plenty of TV footie for me. Foe fie fum.

Other than that, not much.


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Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

July 16th, 2008

What have I done today, you ask in your liquorice hat. (In my mind’s eye you are wearing a liquorice hat fyi).

I had a good time with the goats.

vanilje

Vanilje was very sweet today.

thor

And Thor was… well, Thor was Thor. Which is also quite sweet. But rather a handful when he decides he wants a little powerstruggle. Maybe I should send him to obedience school too.

goatpocket

From the makers of “how many clowns can you fit in a tiny car” and “how many elephants can you fit in a fridge” here is “how many goats can you fit in a jacket pocket?”. They’re all trying to get in there anyway.

And a little checkup on some of the other residents…

geese

The geese are still quacking around.

gertrude

And Gertrude enjoys the mud as it ever was.

Tomorrow is the start of the footie season. Brøndby will be live on telly. Playing against B36 Tórshavn from the Faroe Islands in the UEFA cup qualifiers. Should be an easy win, but you never know. We have had two dreadful seasons in a row. I really hope this season will be better. We have bought three top quality players and we were already showing improvement in the last half of last season. So hopefully this season we can get back in the top. Fingers crossed. I don’t know if I’ll survive another season in the bottom. Oh the drama!

Zat is all for now.


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