Little America

September 18th, 2007

Feeling much better today. Upped my dosage of goats. Four goats, just the right amount for me. They always cheer me up.

I have also been picking up americana. A couple of days ago I found Oreos. I don’t think they have ever been available in Denmark before. So I bought a pack. And today I bought Ben & Jerry’s icecream. I don’t know who Ben and Jerry are but that’s some delicious super fudge choccy stuff. I find it rather funny to be buying these brands that I have seen on American sitcoms for decades. Remember the Mountain Dew? Yes. Also, it’s obviously good for my health. America is the nation of the slim, as I understand it. I will surely lose a few pounds if I go on an all American junkfood diet.

Other than that, not a lot going on. And I am too tired to make something up. Not that I’m ever not truthful. I swear there are gazelles grazing outside my windown. Honestly.

Okay, maybe not. But I do regularly see the kindergarten kids walking in line, hands on the shoulders of the kid in front, going “choo choo” like they’re one long line of train carriages. Cute!

Also I am selling my Simpsons and Seinfeld DVDs. If you live in Denmark and you want season 1-7 of either series for 500 kroners then get in touch. Special price for you my friend.

Nuff for now.


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Your Evolution Is A Silly Idea, Yeah

September 17th, 2007

I am feeling a little sad. Sometimes that happens. Don’t ask me why. I guess I just have to get back on the horse. Or goat, maybe.

Today I picked out a vet. One not too far away. I had hoped to find one right here in the neighbourhood. But there were none. The one I picked is actually closer to my old house than to here. But it’s not too far, as I said. Now I just need my kitten. Need my kitten.

I’m going to crawl back into bed I think. I feel a little like a legless fish that jumped out of the ocean too soon, I’m not ready to evolve into a mammal just yet. Put evolution on hold for a millennia or two. There is no hurry.


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