Oh Soup, Thy Splendour Is an Ode to Creationism

November 24th, 2006

I hope all you Americans out there had a nice thanksgiving. I am thankful for knowing you guys. And for the non-Americans too, of course. I’m no racialist.

I am done with the pictures for the christmas card. I still have to put it all together at work, so it won’t be completed for a while yet. But I am quite pleased with the pictures. I think they will make you smile. They certainly make me smile. I wish I could just post them now. Or the videos I made. I am excited like a little boy on christmas eve. Sharing is almost as good as receiving. Almost. Because you know, I still want a million dollars.

So keep sending me your addresses if you want a card. And if you should want to send me a card back then my address is still here for all prying eyes to see.

On a sadder note, we are now all out of soup. Sniffle. If I could have my way I’d eat soup for dinner every day. Hmm, that rhymes. I should write a poem about soup.


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He Card Read Good

November 22nd, 2006

Oh you guyses. I had the funniest experience today. But… I can’t tell you about it! It’s a secret. A seeeecret, mwhaha.

I am making a christmas card. I made one last year, a select few of you got them. I wasn’t going to make one this year. But then I got a nice idea. And I carried this idea out today. I had like 6-7 people at the playground cheering and laughing at me. It was great. Anyway, if you want to get a card from me then mail me your address. “djaliplumeNOSPAMM@NOSPAMMyahoo.com” remove the nospamm. Or leave your address in a comment or something. No strings attached. You don’t have to pay me a million bucks (although I wouldn’t mind). You don’t have to send me a card back (although I wouldn’t mind). You don’t even have to be religious or celebrate christmas or anything. It’s more of “seasonal nondescript inoffensive greetings” thing. Sha-la-la-laaah.

So yes. I can’t guarantee the card will be very good. I don’t have Pagemaker at home so I’ll have to do it at work, in lunchbreacks and freetime. And that’s assuming I don’t get fired or lock myself in my room and sleep all December away. Plus I don’t know if I can get the proper kind of paper, so it might turn out to be more of a leaflet than a card. But all excuses aside, it would make me happy to send out a bunch of cards to you guyses. And especially if you like the animals then I think you will like the cardsecretgoodness.

So please do mail me your addresses. I’ll consider it a personal favour.


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