{"id":1056,"date":"2009-02-05T22:18:12","date_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1056"},"modified":"2009-02-05T22:38:03","modified_gmt":"2009-02-05T21:38:03","slug":"thank-you-for-flying-ajira-airways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1056","title":{"rendered":"Like-Like To Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I actually slept fairly okay last night. It wasn&#8217;t as bad as I had feared anyway. But still I woke up with a stiff back. It hurt when I turned it. There&#8217;s always something, isn&#8217;t there? I think it&#8217;s better now though. Just a little stiff still.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that I am tired. I don&#8217;t mean sleepy. just tired. All I want is to go to bed. You know how the mobsters tie a concrete block to a body to get it to sink to the bottom of the river? I feel like tying a concrete block to my feet and sinking to the bottom of the bed. Never to surface again.<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s have some pictures instead.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5424\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090204_gertrude_th.jpg\" ALT=\"gertrude\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s Gertrude, not sure if she wants to come out or not. Cold and snowy. She did eventually decide to come all the way out though.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5423\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090204_snowbunny_th.jpg\" ALT=\"snowbunny\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can you spot the bunny? Both of them, I mean. The white one is nicely camouflaged. I have seen him a lot lately. When I get to the playground and open the gate he&#8217;s usually hanging out at the chicken coop. Right next to the gate. And then he&#8217;ll come running over and sniff at my shoes. I guess he&#8217;s allowed to run around on his own. It&#8217;s always fun when one of the critters step up and get a more defined personalitly. If you know what I mean? Lots and lots of bunnies, but suddenly there&#8217;s one that breaks out from the flock. I like him.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5425\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090204_vaniljeskids1_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vaniljeskids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I like goat boys too. There one of them has settled down in the food through.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5426\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090204_vaniljeskids2_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vaniljeskids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And there is the famous two-headed goat boy.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s not too bad.<\/p>\n<p>Oh also, you know how TV is my life and stuff? And how <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VbZAdRIwi6A\">Ted the lawyer<\/a> is the my favourite Scrubs character? So you can imagine I was all happy when he got the girl in the latest episode. And his acapella band did (Don&#8217;t Fear) The Reaper! Awesome. Ted rules.  I hope he finds true love. And smoking hot sex. I always have sympathy for characters who are incredibly socially awkward and can&#8217;t talk to girls. I wonder why.<\/p>\n<p>On a completely different note, I remember this one time in school when the teachers decided to do an experiment and split the class into a boy half and a girl half. Now all through my school years I was always told how I was very bright and knew the material and so on and so forth but I just needed to open my mouth and speak up and say things. And what happened when there were suddenly no girls in the class room? I suddenly found it much easier to put my hand up and be asked. This also happened to happen right before we were due to get our grades. I clearly remember the Danish class were I was putting my hand up and answering lots of questions and feeling all happy. And then the teacher said something like &#8220;Even though you&#8217;re due to get your grades soon you should know that being super active in class right now isn&#8217;t going to make a difference to them, so don&#8217;t bother&#8221;. She thought that I was being active because I wanted to give a good last-minute impression and get better grades. The thought hadn&#8217;t even crossed my line. It wasn&#8217;t about improving grades. I just felt liberated. But after she said that I thought to myself I thought &#8220;well fuck that then, if you don&#8217;t want me being active I won&#8217;t&#8221; and then I shut up. And soon after the experiment ended and girls and boys were mixed and I never spoke again. More or less. I wonder how different my life would have been if I had gone to an all-boys school. Or had learned to talk to girls. Who knows.<\/p>\n<p>By the way I usually got good grades. Ranging from Ok in orals to great in writtens. And I got the highest possible grade for my final French exam, have I mentioned that (lately)? My proudest moment. French was probably the subject where I got the best grades in oral. I was good at it technically, and then it mattered less what I actually said. French was hard for a lot of people so as long as I had a big vocabulary and reasonable pronounciation then I was already at the top of the class. Didn&#8217;t have to worry about saying something stupid. As long as it was in French then it was okay. It felt sort of like putting on a mask. Hiding yourself. The liberation again. Au clair de la Plume.<\/p>\n<p>English was sort of the same thing. Less of a mask, because a lot of people were good or at least okay at it. But still, it came so easy to me that I didn&#8217;t have to worry so much about saying stupid things, in English. If I said something stupid then it&#8217;d still be in near perfect English so it wouldn&#8217;t be a disaster.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry, I got all school-nostalgic there. Didn&#8217;t mean to write all that. Too bad there isn&#8217;t some magical way to delete the stuff you write on the computer. That&#8217;d be real handy. Oh well. Quelle domage.<\/p>\n<p>Arrivederci, Luigi.<\/p>\n<p>PS. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jCa5KZmYbiU\">Ted &#038; Gooch<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>PPS. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=4kLNKTC-xy0\">Don&#8217;t fear the reaper<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>PPS. Thank You For Flying Ajira Airways<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I actually slept fairly okay last night. It wasn&#8217;t as bad as I had feared anyway. But still I woke up with a stiff back. It hurt when I turned it. There&#8217;s always something, isn&#8217;t there? I think it&#8217;s better now though. Just a little stiff still. Other than that I am tired. 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