{"id":1061,"date":"2009-02-11T22:37:28","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T21:37:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1061"},"modified":"2009-02-11T22:39:05","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T21:39:05","slug":"the-dark-side-of-the-plume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1061","title":{"rendered":"The Dark Side Of The Plume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have done nothing today. Unless you count hanging out with goats.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5433\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090211_vaniljeme_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vanilje\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Which I do. Me and Mama Vanilje.<\/p>\n<p>Magnethe was grumpy today. Practically attacking me. Good thing I can handle her. There was a lady who came into the goat fold and Magnethe gave her some trouble too. It may be a little mean of me, but that sorta made me happy. Because it means that it&#8217;s not me personally that Magnethe has something against. It&#8217;s just that she has grown up to be a big, bossy goatlady. Most of the time she&#8217;s perfectly nice though. And the lady was okay too.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5431\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090211_vaniljeskids1_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vaniljeskids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what happened to that snowstorm we were supposed to get. There was a little snow, but not a lot.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-5432\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2009\/090211_vaniljeskids2_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vaniljeskids\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the boys have little horns, not a lot. Just peeking out. They&#8217;ll grow soon enough. Just like the boys themselves.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a footie game on tonight. Greece-Denmark. I am not watching it. It&#8217;s only a friendly game, they usually suck. And my eyesight is so bad that I can barely see it from my comfy chair. Geez. It can&#8217;t be long before I&#8217;m completely blind. But that&#8217;s okay. Then I&#8217;ll be forced to kill myself and I will finally be at peace. You have to look at the bright side.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. It&#8217;s just the frustration. It screams and shouts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have done nothing today. Unless you count hanging out with goats. Which I do. Me and Mama Vanilje. Magnethe was grumpy today. Practically attacking me. Good thing I can handle her. There was a lady who came into the goat fold and Magnethe gave her some trouble too. It may be a little mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}