{"id":1068,"date":"2009-02-23T23:04:08","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T22:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1068"},"modified":"2009-02-23T23:05:26","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T22:05:26","slug":"sex-and-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1068","title":{"rendered":"Sex And Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamt about Salma Hayek and cake. Not just one cake, mind you. Lots of cakes. Those creamy kinds. It was very messy. Quite possibly the best dream I have ever had.<\/p>\n<p>Then today I took a nap and dreamt I was in a terrorist attack. I was with a bunch of people in a store. And then an alarm went off. We ran outside. I don&#8217;t think it was in Denmark. There were huge skyscrapers. One of them was on fire. And we were all running. Someone was yelling &#8220;oh no oh no oh no&#8221;. It might have been me. And then there was an explosion behind us. I could feel the heat wave hitting me and pushing me forward. And then I woke up. So it didn&#8217;t last long. But I still felt a bit shaken when I woke up. I prefer Salma and cake.<\/p>\n<p>Leftover soup for dinner today. That&#8217;s the stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Remember I talked about the kindergarten next door closing? Well there has been lots of sound from in there lately. Not kids, though. Working. Hammers and powersaws and loud noise. In the morning especially. It&#8217;s kinda annoying. At first I thought that the place was being fixed up for the next family to move in, but it seems they&#8217;re replacing the floors and doing major work. Maybe the kindergarten has just temporarily moved while this work is being done. They could come back later, I don&#8217;t know. The floors in these apartments are really in bad shape. Mine too. But I don&#8217;t mind. I&#8217;d hate it if they wanted to fix mine. I&#8217;d have to move out for a week or two and deal with lots of things. I really don&#8217;t want that to happen. I haven&#8217;t had any notices about it or anything, so no worries for now. I imagine that all the wear and tear of having tons of kids running around has made it necessary to get it fixed next door. That&#8217;s my guess. So I hope the kids will be back.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that there is nothing new. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I dreamt about Salma Hayek and cake. Not just one cake, mind you. Lots of cakes. Those creamy kinds. It was very messy. Quite possibly the best dream I have ever had. Then today I took a nap and dreamt I was in a terrorist attack. I was with a bunch of people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}