{"id":1210,"date":"2009-12-23T18:27:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T17:27:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1210"},"modified":"2009-12-23T18:27:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T17:27:39","slug":"while-we-wait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1210","title":{"rendered":"While We Wait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is the day before the day. Christmas is almost here.<\/p>\n<p> In Denmark we celebrate on the 24th of course, you all remember that I am sure. As previously mentioned I shall be celebrating with the family. Nothing fancy, just a little food and presents and that&#8217;ll be that. <\/p>\n<p>It turns out that uncle Jens won&#8217;t be coming by car. Apparently it is malfunctioning. And also the weather has been atrocious. Big snowstorms. So he won&#8217;t be driving me. But I&#8217;ll be taking a taxi instead. It seems a little wasteful for a 30 minute walk. But in the snow in the dark I am not worth much these days.  <\/p>\n<p>Other than that I am sure it will all be good fun. I am a little worried aobut my stomach though. I have had constipation problems again. And yesterday I was going to start taking medication for it. Then I got diarrhea. So it seems I&#8217;m either not going to the bathroom at all or going all the time. But we&#8217;ll see how I feel tomorrow. Christmas dinner is the biggest meal of the year. It could get explosive&#8230;. nuff said.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you&#8217;re all going to have a nice holiday and a happy christmas with your loved ones, and some festivus for the rest of us. Have fun.<\/p>\n<p>PS. I just saw Jason Segel performing the full version of Dracula&#8217;s Lament on Craig Ferguson&#8217;s show. So now I am happy. It is the best vampire puppet song I have ever heard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is the day before the day. Christmas is almost here. In Denmark we celebrate on the 24th of course, you all remember that I am sure. As previously mentioned I shall be celebrating with the family. Nothing fancy, just a little food and presents and that&#8217;ll be that. It turns out that uncle Jens [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}