{"id":130,"date":"2005-09-03T11:00:23","date_gmt":"2005-09-03T09:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=130"},"modified":"2005-09-03T11:00:23","modified_gmt":"2005-09-03T09:00:23","slug":"less-peculiar-ground","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Less Peculiar Ground"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can you boil a cucumber?  It consists of mainly water right?<\/p>\n<p>I think I dreamt about boiling cucumbers. Or at least, boiling something that wasn&#8217;t meant to be boiled.<\/p>\n<p>How come potatoes become so much better when you boil them, yet carrots just become worse? <\/p>\n<p>I wonder what would happen if you boiled your own hand. While it was attached to you, I mean. I know it&#8217;s a gross idea. I just wonder what it would be like. Could you take a bite out of yourself? And if so, would that be cannibalism? Is there a word for eating yourself?<\/p>\n<p>I dreamt about breasts too, that&#8217;s much better. As long as they&#8217;re not my own, I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can you boil a cucumber? It consists of mainly water right? I think I dreamt about boiling cucumbers. Or at least, boiling something that wasn&#8217;t meant to be boiled. How come potatoes become so much better when you boil them, yet carrots just become worse? I wonder what would happen if you boiled your own [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}