{"id":1726,"date":"2017-04-16T22:39:48","date_gmt":"2017-04-16T21:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1726"},"modified":"2017-04-16T22:41:52","modified_gmt":"2017-04-16T21:41:52","slug":"the-easter-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1726","title":{"rendered":"The Easter Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today will be a good day. You got this far. Just keep going.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154515874848657\">10\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nGood goat times today. I wasn&#8217;t feeling great this morning, but I&#8217;m glad I got going. Even though there was a harsh, cold wind. But we got some sun too. And some cute goating. There were some young girls letting the animals out today. Probably Easter vacation or something. But they forgot to feed the animals before letting them out. So they had to bring the breakfast out on the pasture. Which made it a little tricky because everyone wasn&#8217;t separated in stalls. The horses were stealing each others food. And then the goats tried to get in on it. Mia actually started eating from the same bucket as big horsey Sille. Too bad I didn&#8217;t get a shot of that. Quite brave of Mia. The horses got a bit of revenge when the girls came with food for the goats. Black Beauty got her snout in the goat bucket. All fun and games. One of the girls asked me if I&#8217;d known the goats for a long time. She seemed quite impressed when I told her I&#8217;d known Mia since she was born. Time flies.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154516643743657\">10\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nMia and Mio are planning their raid on the horse feeding.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_miamiogirlshorses1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_miamiogirlshorses1.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154516684778657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">10\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nGiraffesic Park.<br \/>\nNo, I think I prefer Jurassic Ark. Two of every kind of dinosaur, on a boat.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154516893948657\">10\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nThe self destructive surge of an imploding supernova<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154517446498657\">10\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. A fitter happier day.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154519231728657\">11\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m still a little traumatized from the time I was forcibly dragged off the Magic School Bus because they overbooked it.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154519265168657\">11\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI seem to have hurt my foot. Feels like an elephant stepped on it. I wonder if it was called Mio&#8230;<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154519399843657\">11\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nA38 is considering making a break for Luna&#8217;s food bucket.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_a38horses.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_a38horses.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154519453278657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">11\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nHeading to bed. Maybe I&#8217;ll wake up as myself tomorrow.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154520438703657\">11\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Happy hump day, guys.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/130724_kamel.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/thumb_130724_kamel.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154522404213657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">12\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s okay, guys. I have pizza. We&#8217;re good for another couple of days.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154523173798657\">12\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t be silly, Sille.<br \/>\n*mumbles under breath* I need to hire new writers<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170406_sille.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170406_sille.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154523179783657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">12\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nThat Louis CK clown sketch, though.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154523213208657\">12\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI think I may have entered my fatalistic period.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154523639963657\">12\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nJalapeno gonna finish that?<br \/>\nNo, that&#8217;s dumb. Let&#8217;s just have a goatlog.<br \/>\n#UpdatingAt420<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5nFB6c0yCKI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154524525483657\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. It&#8217;s never too late.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154524988828657\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nGood goat times today. No sun, though. And a cold wind. But could be worse. I was there first so I got to take the goats out. When I&#8217;m the one letting the goats out I usually take the chance to get A38 first and give her a banana so I can watch her eat it in her own time, without worrying about the big girls interrupting her. Of coruse, she still snarfs it down in two seconds. But at least she doesn&#8217;t have to bleat it after eating it. But she does actually look back inside and start bleating. I&#8217;m not sure if she&#8217;s saying &#8220;Haha, I got a banana and you girls are still stuck inside!&#8221; or what. No, I think it&#8217;s just that she doesn&#8217;t want to be on her own. She&#8217;s bleating for the others to join her. Even though they&#8217;re scary, they&#8217;re still her flock. When I leave her outside togo get Mia and Mio she stands outside bleating until the group is together.<br \/>\nOtherwise pretty quiet day. Handing out some goodies and running in the pasture. It&#8217;s how we do.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154525687128657\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nSomeone had dropped some apples in the pasture. The goats appreciated that.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_a38.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_a38.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154525727923657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nGonna smurf that smurf like a smurf. Smurf&#8217;s up, smurfs.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154526251513657\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI guess it makes sense. If a missile strike finally makes you look presidential, then you just need bigger and bigger bombs. Cut education, climate, arts, the sick, the poor, the hungry, the needy. And buy more bombs. No one cares if their backyard is a mess as long as there are some pretty fireworks on the tv.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154526411128657\">13\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Visualize it and work it.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154528662043657\">14\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nBeauty queen<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_a38_1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_a38_1.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154528728858657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">14\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nFalling inwards<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154528801058657\">14\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nListening to Aimee Mann for the first time. Better late than never.<br \/>\nFeeling&#8230; I don&#8217;t know. Keep bombing until everyone is dead and there will finally be peace on Earth. Feel like withdrawing into fiction and dreams. Somewhere to escape the monsters and myself. Somewhere no one can follow. Let the nuclear snow keep falling to cover my tracks.<br \/>\nAnd so on and so forth.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154529010188657\">14\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI smell pancakes. Either I&#8217;m having a stroke or my neighbours are taunting me via cooking.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154529581753657\">14\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nThe biggest question I have after watching The Last Jedi teaser trailer is&#8230; are you seriously telling me they couldn&#8217;t get The Journal of the Whills on kindle? Paper books are so last millenium. Or.. next millennium.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154531064118657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. You&#8217;ve been truthbombed.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154531850188657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nAlways look on the bright side of life.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miamiome1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miamiome1.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154532264553657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\ngoatlog<br \/>\npart 1<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fZPGf1a0VQ4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\npart 2<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qVarEofAvKI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154532401338657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI know a giraffe having a baby is pretty cool and big news, but I just had pizza so I feel like I definitely have something to be proud of too.<br \/>\nAlso, pizza is my walkabout.<br \/>\nTHIS IS DESTINY, THIS IS MY DESTINY. I&#8217;M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS DAMIT. DON&#8217;T TELL ME WHAT I CAN&#8217;T DO.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154532575553657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nTonight on Xplosion Factor we have Russia, North Korea and America competing to see who has the biggest bomb, and yes that is a metaphor for expletive deleted. Don&#8217;t worry, we&#8217;ll all get f%\/%\/d by their giant phallic manbombs. Maybe instead of dropping them on people they could just have a swordfight with them.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154532768618657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nHeading to bed early. Because I have had enough reality for today. And the band dreamed on.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154533224838657\">15\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Happy Funday, guys.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2016\/160721_palle5.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2016\/thumb_160721_palle5.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154535460898657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">16\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI still haven&#8217;t forgiven Jimmy Fallon.<br \/>\nHE STOLE THE TONIGHT SHOW FROM CONAN.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154535810513657\">16\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think I will ever really understand humans. They puzzle me. That&#8217;s probably why I hang out with goats so much.<br \/>\nCash me in the goat pen, howbow dah.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miome3.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miome3.jpg\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10154536126443657&#038;set=a.10151787893188657.1073741838.549188656&#038;type=3\">16\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nWe just had a power outage. Either that or the simulation rebooted itself. Everything turned off and then on again. Maybe the universe was malfunctioning and one of the arch angels said unto god &#8220;have you tried turning it off and turning it back on again?&#8221;.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154536286903657\">16\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nMy only regret in life is not having the foresight to buy my own chocolate in time for Easter. Like a fool I trusted the Easter Bunny. It&#8217;s like Christmas all over again!!<br \/>\nOh and also all the things I&#8217;ve ever done.<br \/>\n<a HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10154536420873657\">16\/4 2017<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<\/p>\n<p>End of Facebook, go go goat photos.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_a38_2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_a38_2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_a38_3.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_a38_3.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_mia.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_mia.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_miamio.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_miamio.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_miamiohorsesgirls2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_miamiohorsesgirls2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_miaperle.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_miaperle.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170410_perle.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170410_perle.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mia1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mia1.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mia2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mia2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mia3.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mia3.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mia4.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mia4.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miamiome2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miamiome2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miamiome4.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miamiome4.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miamiome5.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miamiome5.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mio1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mio1.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_mio2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_mio2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miome1.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miome1.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/170413_miome2.jpg\"><img WIDTH=450  SRC=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_170413_miome2.jpg\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for this week, see you in the next one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today will be a good day. 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