{"id":1735,"date":"2017-06-18T22:13:02","date_gmt":"2017-06-18T21:13:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1735"},"modified":"2017-06-18T22:15:48","modified_gmt":"2017-06-18T21:15:48","slug":"mint-as-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1735","title":{"rendered":"Mint As Ice"},"content":{"rendered":"

The new X Box is called the Xbox One X? Okay. Can there be a Smashing Pumpkins edition called the Xbox One XYU?
\n11\/6 2017<\/a>
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\nHere’s an idea for a new show. Basically like a combination of Hotel Hell and Kitchen Nightmares in which Gordon Ramsay visits different Airbnb places to stay the night and have a homecooked meal. And criticizes the heck out of them.
\nI better start sweeping the floor, he’s coming over in a couple of hours. Hope he likes pot noodles.
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\nToday will be a good day. Grab it by the snorks and don’t let go.
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\nGood goat times today. It rained overnight so there was a bid of mud about. Not too bad, though. And it stayed mostly dry while I was there. Bit of sunshine now and then too. Nothing too exciting happened today. Other than some visiting kids that said hello to the goats. And Mousy on the prowl outside. Other than that it was just relaxing with the girls. Not too bad.
\nAnd then I spent 3 weeks grocery budget on ice cream. Because I’m a responsible aadult and I have grownup ways of dealing with my emotions.
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\nDon’t look at me like that, Mia. The mud isn’t THAt bad.
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\nOh by the way, in case you’re keeping score. Last night someone was shot in my neighbourhood. He’ll live. But. Yeah. Maybe that bulletproof vest is a good idea after all.
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\nCurrent status: Coconut ice cream.
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\nI’d watch an hour of Dougie Jones and Sonny Jim clapping the lights on and off. Just that. I’d watch it. All of it. An hour.
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\nIf you had a time machine would you go back and save Julius Caesar’s life?
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\nOff to bed. Better luck tomorrow, players.
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\nToday will be a good day. I kinda fell into a black hole again. But hey ho I’ve been there before. Now I’ll dig myself out with my gold plated shovel. Let’s go.
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\nOne for the Adam West fans.
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