{"id":1742,"date":"2017-08-06T21:00:15","date_gmt":"2017-08-06T20:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1742"},"modified":"2017-08-06T21:00:15","modified_gmt":"2017-08-06T20:00:15","slug":"cold-wet-danish-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1742","title":{"rendered":"Cold Wet Danish Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hah. Someone left a comment on Mia’s page calling A38 ugly. I would be mad if it wasn’t so laughably stupid that I just couldn’t take it seriously. Trolls gon troll. Luckily it’s very rare I get comments like that. In fact I can’t remember anyone ever calling any of our goats ugly.
\n31\/7 2017<\/a>
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\nToday will be a good day. Form of .. A GOAT. Bleat bleat.
\n31\/7 2017<\/a>
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\nGood goat times today. It was mostly pleasantly warm and sunny, with just the occasional quick drippy drop of rain. That is, until it was time for me to go home. Then it started pouring down. Oh well. It was a quite nice walk in the rain anyway. I almost felt bad about putting on my audiobook, since the sound of rain is so nice.
\nBut it was a nice day. Even though I had to disappoint Mousy in the morning. She was meowing and meowing, standing next to her empty feed bowl. But i don’t know where here food is or how much she’s supposed to have. So I had to let her go hungry. I felt a bit mean about that. At least I could let her out so she could go hunting for mice. And she got fed when Ophelia arrived.
\nSpeaking of cats, I don’t have one. But I know from stories that they like to walk around people’s legs to trip them up? Goats do that too. Today it happened again. It’s become customary for me to get get a bunch of branches with fresh leaves. And then carry them all across the pasture so we can sit and enjoy them over by the goat pen. But I get so many that I can’t see where I’m walking. Twice it’s happened now that I just walk right into Mio as she gets in front of me. Both of them running around me trying to eat the leaves before we get to the destination. Of course I can’t blame them. If I had to let the pizza guy carry my pizza inside I’d probably also be tripping him up as I eagerly hovered around him.
\nEveryone enjoyed the leaves. At one point Mio started walking over to where A38 had her own supply. I swear sometimes I think Mio regards it as a personal insult to her being if other goats get food. I got up from where I was sitting and started walking towards her. She looked back at me and it was like she thought “Damn here comes uncle Spoilsport to stop me from stealing A38’s branches”. She turned right around and went back to her and Mia’s bunch and A38 could go back to continue eating in peace. Maybe Mio has finally learned that I won’t let her take A38’s food.
\nFat chance.
\nI like to get Mia to run with me along the pasture, hoping to get her to go goofy like Palle. She’s almost there. And today Mio even joined in and ran along with us. Haha. I don’t see her run too often, and it’s almost always when she’s heading towards food. It was nice to see her run along just for funsies.
\nAnd now it’s time for food and Twin Peaks. Let’s Rock.
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\nHere’s A38 enjoying her share of the fresh leaves.
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\nThat scene with Lynch and Miguel Ferrer almost made me cry.
\n31\/\/7 2017<\/a>
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\nIn the future everyone gets to be in the US government for 15 minutes.
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\nI for one blame Sean Spicer. The puppet master strikes again. Someone needs to trim the hedges and see what slithers out.
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\nAND IT’S ONLY MONDAY
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\nHey I just met you, and this is crazy. But here’s a position in my government, so call me maybe?
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\nHeading to bed. I’d like to publically apologise for my tweetstorm about Scaramucci. But you know. Sometimes you just have to laugh. At other people’s misfortune. I’m a front-laugher, though. I laugh at people’s fronts, not their backs.
\nTune in again tomorrow for my reaction to the congressional hearing about voter’s rights in middle class suburbia, in conjunction with Pepsi aBysmal. Something something.
\nCrossing fingers for better jokes tomorrow. Thank goat it will be Tuesday which is only one day away from hump day which is halfway through the week. Oh brother.
\n31\/7 2017<\/a>
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\nToday will be a good day. Stay tuned for punchline.
\n1\/8 2017<\/a>
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\nLooks like Mio has forgiven me for stopping her stealing A38’s food.
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\n1\/8 2017<\/a>
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\nHere’s August. July was…colder than I’d expect, even in Denmark. I’m pretty sure we didn’t even reach 25C\/77F. That’s pretty crazy. Usually we’ll get a week of 30\/86 or thereabouts. Maybe we’ll get some of that in August.
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\nWhoever got Eternal Flame stuck in my head will report to the headmaster’s office IMMEDIATELY.
\nNow, time to get Rick & Morry wit it.
\n1\/8 2017<\/a>
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