{"id":1779,"date":"2018-04-29T22:40:39","date_gmt":"2018-04-29T21:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1779"},"modified":"2018-04-29T22:46:28","modified_gmt":"2018-04-29T21:46:28","slug":"the-goat-nest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1779","title":{"rendered":"The Goat Nest"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today will be a good day. Here’s a little Popcorn for you.
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\n23\/4 2018<\/a>
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\nGood goat times today. Not quite summer temperatures, but nice and sunny. Took the goats out grazing. There’s more and more grass, despite the goats’ best efforts. A big group of kids came visiting. Lots of attention was paid to the goaties. With classic remarks like “she’s definitely pregnant” and “Ew, it pooped!”.Good fun. After the big group had left, there was another woman with a couple of kids who came by and put down a blanket and had a little picnic. A PIZZA PICNIC. The music of my tribe. Also, Milo realised that pizza is the greatest thing in the world. So he kept harrassing the poor woman. Haha. I went and picked him up and carried him away. She thanked me, but as soon as I put him down he made a beeline for the picnic basket, I mean pizza box. So I went and got him again and sat down a ways away and gave him some peanuts for crunching. But again, as soon as I set him free he went looking for pizza. He’s the Lasse of goats, I think. Peanuts and pizza, and he also got some pasta. I dropped a pasta wheel while I was getting a few out for the big girls. And he snapped it up. Lots of crunching. I guess he’s ready for bigboy food. He just better not touch ma pizzah.
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\nJust because there’s a horde of adoring fans doesn’t mean you stop grazing. Priorities.
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\nYes, extra cheese please. And charge it all to John Barron, thanks.
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\nMilo and Sky are always super popular with visitors. Perfectly kidsized goaties.
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\nSt George is getting upset!
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\nApparently it’s World Book Day, so I thought I’d mention that i’m currently reading The Long Way To A Small, Angry Planet. Enjoying it. It is extremely woke. You’d have to get up pretty early to.. get up.. before it. Okay, book reviews aren’t my strong suit. It’s more like a papermach\u00e9 tuxedo. Let’s just agree to this agree.
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\nExtremely tired. To the MAX, upvote hashtag. Off for a long dreamwalk. While I’m away please enjoy this 5 hour podcast hosted by John Barron and Kanye West. It’s mostly about how to grab pussy and microphones. And don’t miss the aftershow where Alex Jones and Sean Hannity will analyse it all and sell you serpentwyne.
\nGreat, I think I just gave myself nightmares.
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\nToday will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day, everyone.
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\nI went by the old playground again. I wanted to see if I could get the playhouse with me. Turns out I was able to get it off the ground. But also that it was too heavy for me to take with me, even with the rolling shopping thing I had with me. Oh well. We’ll see if I ever manage to ask someone to help with it. I also wanted to take a look at the Lassepladsen sign as you guys mentioned last time. I ended up deciding to leave it there. I think I would have made a mess of it, and also… that place is the Lasseplads. That’s where I sat for 10+ years, through good and bad with wonderful goats. I don’t want to take that away. I want it to stay there, not to honour myself but to honour the goats that were there with me. From the original Mads and Mathilde, to the dear souls that were lost like Kamel and Palle and to the wonderful little ones that moved on and are hopefully having great lives elsewhere now like Peanut, Popcorn, Fuzzy and the Ping Pong twins and many more. Without all them I never would have spent all those years there. And even if the place is falling apart in neglect, I still want that little corner to be mine.
\nIt’ll just be another 8ish years until I have earned a Lassecorner at the new place!
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