{"id":178,"date":"2005-11-10T23:16:57","date_gmt":"2005-11-10T21:16:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=178"},"modified":"2005-11-10T23:17:27","modified_gmt":"2005-11-10T21:17:27","slug":"patsy-cline-and-the-merry-moon-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"Patsy Cline"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes I wonder if I’m crazy. But then I say to myself “Oh stop it, that’s crazy talk”. And then I recite monologues with my inner voice #4.<\/p>\n

I was a little bored at work today. Spent my breaks looking for goat stuff. I thought usenet would be a good place. alt.animals.goats<\/a>. It was rather sad to see the group full of spam and topics like “How to teach a goat to perform a blowjob???”. That’s just great. There were some good posts though. Especially by a guy called Bird! who also posts on nz.soc.queer, haha. His posts about his goats were nice. They made me want even more to have a goat as a pet. And hey, I wouldn’t mind moving to New Zealand either. Maybe I should see if I could find any goat farms on New Zealand that need helpers.<\/p>\n

It wouldn’t be bad actually. Rip apart my life, completely change all variables of my existence.<\/p>\n

Or maybe I’m just crazy, yes.<\/p>\n

Favourite Futurama quote #12: “Drugs are for losers. And hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows”.<\/p>\n

After work I resisted the temptation to rush straight home and watch last night’s Lost episode. Instead I went to the playground and spent some quality time with the goats. My happy pills for the day.<\/p>\n

I had to rescue a couple of schoolgirls. They had left their backpacks on the ground while they were petting Magnethe. But Mads noticed the packs and started chewing into them. Hehe. I was walking towards Mathilde when the girls called “Hey can you help us please”. So I had to go and get Mads away from the packs. The girls were scared of him. Big, dangerous Mads. Good thing he has an achilles heel. The cuddles.<\/p>\n

He almost broke my camera though. I was getting ready to take a picture of Mathilde when he suddenly butted the camera. Bang. And the lcd display started “rolling”. Like a TV that’s out of sync or something. And I said “Oh no Mads, you just cost me 3000 bucks”. But luckily the camera was fine after I turned it off and back on again. Phew. It’s a man’s life in the goat photography business.<\/p>\n

Without my camera I couldn’t, for example, show you this picture of Magnethe bathed in the autumn sunlight.<\/p>\n

\"Magnethe<\/a><\/p>\n

And where would we be then?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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