{"id":1792,"date":"2018-07-22T22:28:24","date_gmt":"2018-07-22T21:28:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2018-07-22T22:28:24","modified_gmt":"2018-07-22T21:28:24","slug":"high-summer-high","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1792","title":{"rendered":"High Summer High"},"content":{"rendered":"

That thing when you donate to a fundraiser and it gives an error so you press the button again and then immediately think “wait, maybe I shouldn’t have don…” and checking your inbox you see that yes, you donated twice.
\nBut I mean, it’s for charity. So. It’s… cool.16\/7 2018<\/a>
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\nI would say that Who Is America couldn’t possibly be real, but then I’d also say that a President accused of colluding with Russia would never meet privately with Putin in Helsinki while the DOJ are indicting russians left and right, plus also all the other stuff going on. Like all of it. All of it. I’m pretty sure 2018 is just Sacha Baron Cohen in disguise. We got Punk’d. You’re on candid camera. Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
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\nToday will be a good day. Here’s Magnethe from 2005.
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\nGood goat times today. Another scorcher. So hot. Good for grazing and lazing with goats. Well, lazing at least. Most of the grass is yellow and dying now. I haven’t been following the news closely but I think there’s a drought in Denmark and we aren’t allowed to water the lawns. Luckily there’s plenty of good greens on the trees and bushes. Took some work to get the goats out of the pen, though. Someone, probably Anne, had thrown some branches into the pen and they were all busy with that when I got there. It’s funny, you’d think the chance to get out and eat fresh stuff off the trees would excite them, but no. They’d rather keep eating what they had. I guess I can relate. I mean, I could go out and buy a pizza. But I’d rather stay home and have it delivered. So. Anyway, they forgave me for kicking them out of the pen once they got to the good greens and everyone was happy. Plenty of visitors, big and small too. Loud little ones. And another few rounds of the No Really Is She Pregnant game. So far no one has won it.
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\nLovely day for it
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\nJust resting my eyes
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\nIt’s so hot. That’s it. It’s Thong Time. This is your four minute warning, turn off the surveillance cameras.
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\nWait, how far is Helsinki from \u00c5rhus? Do I need to put up the garlics and holy water? It is almost in our house now. It is happening again. Send out the Fellowship Of The Owl Cave Ring. The Tulpas are convening. The Gatekeeper and the Keymaster are aligned. The Eye Of Sauron is upon us. The North is in great peril. My mithril blade is glowing. My spider sense is tingling. We are likely to be eaten by a grue. No fandom has enough metaphor to repel the Gamorrean Toddler-King.
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\nPutin removes face mask and is Sacha Baron Cohen, Trump turns and faces camera with a bewildered look. Fade to black. LOST logo whooshes by.
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\nMay the love of goats keep us safe
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\nMake The Island Great Again
\nlink: We’re the good guys video<\/a>
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\npolitical steam, no reason to read. You already know if you agree or not.
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Historical times aren’t they. I think the seperating children thing will be a blight on America’s history. I mean, even if you think it’s a proper measure to take to fight illegal immigration.. you’d have to be some kind of monster to think it’s ok to seperate the children and then apparently not keeping records properly or whatever happened to prevent them being reunited? How does that even happen? You take kids away from their parents without making sure you can match them back together again? I don’t even know how that can happen. Imagine if an American citizen on vacation in Mexico or Canada or wherever commited a misdemeanor, or even was just falsely accused of one, and they had their kids taken away and then when it got cleared up and they go to get their kids they were told “Yeah, sorry. We don’t know where your kids are. Go home, we’ll mail them to you if they turn up”. It would be a war. And a President signing an executive order to stop it but then nothing really getting fixed. And a whole cottage industry of child internment camp, whatever you want to call them. How can anyone think that’s a good idea? That’s like for-profit prisons. That shit is not going to go anywhere good, for anyone else than the people making the money. It’s crazy.
\nAnd then this Helsinki meeting. And everything. EVERYTHING *flails arms*. I don’t know how it’s all going to turn out. But we’re living the future kids’ history books. Trump thinks the EU is a foe? . Praising Putin for being KGB.
\nAnd scotus. Anyone still think there’s no difference between trump and hillary? Tell that to everyone who’s going to get trampled by the supreme mech justices.
\nAnd so on and so forth. You get the picture.
\nBeen a while since I let off some real steam. It’s just all crazy.
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\nOkay, I’m shutting down the machines for today. I’m sorry if I offended anyone with the political post. Or to phrase it more accurately, I’m not sorry if I offended anyone with the political post. When I clearly label something. With spoiler warning so you have to click it to read it. And I warn that it’s me letting off steam about politics. Then it’s your own fault. If you don’t agree with my political views then just skip those posts and scroll to the goat post. There is always another goat post nearby. I’m just a bloody, stinking, liberal, socialist, snowflake foreigner. And who cares if we all laugh and belittle America now? You got Russia and North Korea on your side. So you know you’re on the right side of history. Someday the lamestream fake news media (and everyone who isn’t in the thralls of a dictatorship) will wake up and see the truth. And then you’ll be laughing. All the way to the bank, which is all that will be left once the environment is destroyed.
\nSeriously, don’t take it seriously. Arguing politics on the internet is like a Trump family reunion. Everyone is a loser.
\n(feel free to unfriend me. Honestly, disregarding the politics.. if you think Donald Trump is not a bad person then either unfriend me or learn to skip my political posts because shit ain’t gonna change. You’re not going to melt my snowflake).
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\nToday will be a good day. All goats all the time, that’s for sure. Happy Yogi Day, everyone.
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\nOh by the way, for those of you (all 2) who remember the time I was almost sued for running a Smashing Pumpkins live MP3 site.. the guy who ran the anti piracy group was recently sentenced for fraud along with his lawyer firm partners. They were skimming the top and putting money in their own pockets instead of giving it back to the artists they were representing.
\nNow of course, he’s a rich old white man. Even though this is Denmark, you still a free card if you’re a rich old white man. I think his jail time was waived due to.. his age. Or something. But I’m not going to lie. Finding out that him and his law firm were a bunch of crooks was a little bit satisfying.
\nYou’re welcome… Traci and Katt?
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\nGotta stay hydrated in this heat. We need a swimming pool.
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