{"id":1828,"date":"2019-04-07T22:35:13","date_gmt":"2019-04-07T21:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1828"},"modified":"2019-04-07T22:37:11","modified_gmt":"2019-04-07T21:37:11","slug":"the-empy-swimming-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1828","title":{"rendered":"The Empy Swimming Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wait, that million dollars in bitcoin that the guy at Starbucks gave me was an April’s Fool
\nBrb gotta go cancel my motorboat order
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\nif there’s a shadow out there living my
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\nToday will be a good day. Happy Yogi Day everyone.
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\nGood goat times today. A quite sunny day, but colder than last week. With a cold wind too. Brought the sweater back out. But left the winter coat at home, at least. Out with the goats on the greens. It’s a big flock to herd around. Always something happening, with the group dynamics making for lots of fun situations. And a captive audience at the kindergarten fence. I think we have a little Mini-Murakami in there. Suddenly there was a fit of giglges and a little girl yelling “LOOK AT HER BUTT!! HER BUTT!! HER BUTT TEEHEE!!”. I think she was referring to Mia’s derriere. Someone get that kid a pack of crayons, I wanna see how she draws.
\nAnd then back to the pen to relax in the sun, and give everyone their fair share of time with me. Maybe I should hire a stunt double to take the Nuller leaps, he’s getting bigger and his timing isn’t always great when he hurls himself at me. But it never stops being amusing having a little goat catapulted at you. Very persistent. Good thing Mia doesn’t do that.
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\nEveryone’s enjoying the parade of goat butts
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\ndont-poop-dont-poop-dont-poop
\nI wonder how mini-Murakami would have reacted to this…
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\nOkay, I give up. What are we doing?
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\nMaybe she’s refusing to look at the camera until I pony up a treat?
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\nAlright, enough selfies, shellfish. I am off to the bed place now. I am going to go dream of being someone I’d want to be. See you when the sun shines, sunshine. Be kind, rewind. Be nice, think twice. Stop rhyming, forkface.
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\nToday will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
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\nWhy does the handsome goat in there never want to come out and play?!
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\nOh my, that Joker trailer looks really good. Here’s hoping the movie will live up to it.
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\nUnhand me, human. I have adventures to go on, places to be, dragons to slay.
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\nI am also shocked that Joe Biden would whisper in women’s ear. But are we sure he wasn’t just whispering locker room talk?
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\nHumans aggravate me. Did you see that thing about Skrillex keeping mosquitos away? I don’t think it’s worth it for mosquitoes, but if it keeps humans away too maybe I’ll give it a go..
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