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I don’t know, that “property of USA” on Greenland seems to be drawn in with a sharpie… can’t be legally binding.
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\nToday will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
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\nGood goat times today. Cold morning. Down to 10\/50 in the morning. It got better as the day went on, but mostly grey still. Oh well. The greens are stil there at least, so we had a good time with that. Got to say hi to Nelly and some of the kids too. And then sweet relaxing in the pen. So that was all good. Here goat the week.
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\nMilo and Sky, attached at the … wide bellies.
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\nSassy got in a spot of bother today. The newbies all went into the horse field. There’s still that slight gap in the fence. All three managed to squeeze in. But when it came time to squeeze out… Sassy was just too big. It was hard not to laugh as she repeatedly tried to squeeze out. Oh dear. Definitely Winnie The Pooh vibes. I was worried I’d have to open the gate, which could have been a little problematic what with the horses being there now and all. But I managed to get her out. Maybe I shouldn’t have but.. I grabbed onto her horns and gave her a little pull to get her out. Tight fit, but she made it. I remember how slim she was when they arrived here. Somehow they blimped out. All’s well that ends well.
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\nI’m getting spam emails from “Gifte Koner”. That’s the literal translation of “Married Wives” and if you’re Danish I think you can appreciate how utterly silly it looks to see emails from “Gifte Koner”.
\nSo, you’re welcome, Danish friends.
\nAlso, I’ll be going on a date tomorrow, what should I wear?
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\nToday will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.
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\nJust a couple of goofs
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\nOn a bench in heaven
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\nToday will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.
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\nIt’s good to have a purpose in life.
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\nToday will be a good day. Here’s a bunch of old sweeties from 2014. Herman, Mio, Palle, Kamel. And princess Mia.
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\nGeez, you can’t make this shit up. They’re going to ban vaping because 6 people died. But BANNING GUNS WOULD DO NOTHING. It’s a fucking crazy world in which the government would rather protect kids from vaping than from being shot in school. I guess the NVA doesn’t have enough money to buy politicians.
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\nI had some funky dreams last night. One of them was especially funny. I know it’s going to sound like I’m making it up (especially if you’re a republican friend), but I swear I’m not. In this dream Donald Trump was at some kind of event with kids asking him questions. And I was one of the kids. And I asked him some questions that were designed to make him look dumb, like Trump was being outsmarted by fifth graders. I can’t remember what the questions were but Trump couldn’t answer and stormed off in a huff, humiliated on camera. And then.. I pulled off my kid’s face and I was Tom Brokaw in disguise. I swear. I was Tom Brokaw. And I know, because I was talking in that kind of.. drawl. You know, the way Brokaw talks.
\nSo to sum up, I was Tom Brokaw disguised as a fifth grader asking Donald Trump questions that he wasn’t smart enough to answer.
\nI swear, that happened.
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\nWould you look at that. Sky and Sassy going head to head. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Sky or Milo taking on Sassy like that. They normally just run away when she’s near. Let’s hope for more headbutting, and let’s hope humans take up headbutting to sole our differences instead of you know, murder war crime etc.
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\nI often remind myself of Tom Hanks.
\n“Lasse,” I say, “remember Tom Hanks!”
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\nToday will be a good day. Here’s Bruce and Clark from 2014.
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\nGood goat times today. A lovely, sunny morning. But I can feel the air is colder. It is Fall’ing. The goats ventured out to the green passage along the horse pen. Nice brushwork there. Oh, and Nuller managed to jump up on my back while I was stretching. I’ve mentioned before that I need tos tretch after that long walk to and from the playground. I was doing the stretsh where you’re leaning over and stretching one leg back. And Nuller jumped up on the leg and managed to get all the way up on my back. That kid is determined.
\nAnd after a bit of greening we went and relaxed in the pen.
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\nSnuggly McFluffyfur. Oh and Mia too.
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\nI smell sex and candy.
\nDarn randy oompa loompas…
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\nMs Pretty Lily
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\nGoing to bed early tonight. I am struggling a little at the moment. Trying to fakeittillyoumakeit with silly posts and goat photos. But if I’m even worse at socializing than normal then that’s why.
\nAlso, that darn electric sun makes my skin looks orange…
\nSee you tomorrow. If you make it through Friday the 13th that is.
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\nToday will be a good day. Here’s Peanut from 2015.
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