{"id":1876,"date":"2020-03-01T22:27:42","date_gmt":"2020-03-01T21:27:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1876"},"modified":"2020-03-01T22:27:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-01T21:27:42","slug":"leaps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1876","title":{"rendered":"Leaps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2016\/160920_miome.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2016\/thumb_160920_miome.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157243202648657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">24\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nwhere love would be king, where love would be the law<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157243360363657\">24\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/171002_a38_2.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2017\/thumb_171002_a38_2.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157246057398657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">25\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nBack from the dermatologist. Got plasters all over my back now, to test for allergies.<br \/>\nThis isn&#8217;t going to be fun. I know I&#8217;m a baby about it, but it&#8217;s not easy. There&#8217;s stuff I don&#8217;t talk about. And I can&#8217;t see the goats until it&#8217;s done. Worried the plasters will come offf. Are they called plasters in English? Bandaids, right? I don&#8217;t know. Whatever. They wouldn&#8217;t last long with Nuller jumping on my back. Anyhoo. Just gotta get through the next 4 days. Thoughts and prayers. If you have any to spare please send a million dollars to me so I can buy an island and never have to deal with human society again. F F F<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157246363133657\">25\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\ngoatlog<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"goatlog: Fence entertainers (2020-01-31)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xLczgBzxvJs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157246430758657\">25\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n39 hours to go. NO I&#8217;M NOT GOING TO STOP WHINING UNTIL IT&#8217;S OVER.<br \/>\ni&#8217;m contemplating having one of my 30ish hour sleeps just to get through it faster. But then I&#8217;m worried the plasters will come off in my sleep somehow. Also, are we absolutely sure that asteroid isn&#8217;t going to hit us?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157246859498657\">25\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nKevin Smith liked my tweet at him. So things are looking up. I wonder if he&#8217;d be interested in doing a goat podcast with him.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157246924723657\">25\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nHah. You know how when you type &#8216;congratulations&#8217; in a comment facebook fires off a balloon salute? I just did that and scrolled down and the next post on my timeline had a photo of President Pussygrabber and so the balloons came flying over his photo. Now I know what it&#8217;s like to be at a Trump rally.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248278758657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t want the T Rex on top of my timeline, so here&#8217;s today&#8217;s #TongueOutTuesday from Mia&#8217;s page. It&#8217;s a good one if I may say so myself.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2020\/200206_mia5.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2020\/thumb_200206_mia5.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248283803657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nWould it be weird if I paid someone to dress up as Chidi and talk philosophy. to me?<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t shame my kinks!<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248306613657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s shoot the \u00a4\/&amp;u breeze<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Psyched Up Janis - Shoot the Breeze - 2019-11-06 - K\u00f8benhavn Vega, DK\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FMnJmBd24MQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248660378657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nThe world started going to shit when Craigy went off the air.<br \/>\nSpeaking of puppets, I really like the show Kidding. I have always loved Jim Carrey. I know. He can be&#8230; a lot. Please don&#8217;t cancel him for me. I still love him and Kidding is really beautiful at times. And they have puppets. Did I mention I love puppets? Like the puppet episode of Angel. Puppets mixing with live actiors, there&#8217;s nothing I don&#8217;t like about it.<br \/>\nAnyway, it&#8217;s 3:39 am. 26\u00bd hours to go.<br \/>\nHAS THERE BEEN A MURDER?!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Late Late Show\/Craig Ferguson: New Chicken Puppet and Picture Confusion\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VFGTP-3rwJM?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248739563657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nDavid, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"OH MY GOD -SCHITT&#039;S CREEK\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/utz2oJzEv68?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157248932133657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Happy Hump Day everyone.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2014\/140310_kamel1.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2014\/thumb_140310_kamel1.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157249168178657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI just wanna rip these plasters off grargh<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157250816458657\">26\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Here&#8217;s Vanilje and Magnethe from 2007.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2007\/071002_vaniljemagnethe.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2007\/thumb_071002_vaniljemagnethe.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157251948998657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">27\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nBack from second visit to the dermatologist. Took off the plasters, most of them at least. No allergic reactions to be seen. But as she said, sometimes it takes a little while for it to show up. So now I have to wait a little and then go back to get checked. I am disappointed I can&#8217;t shower properly yet. She left on some small plasters to mark stuff. I won&#8217;t have to worry so much about all the big plasters coming off now, but I really want to sit in my shower for an hour. I need a bath tub.<br \/>\nAnyway. At least this part of the stuff is almost over now. T minus 23 hours.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157252181068657\">27\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nHey, guess what. It snowed while I went out to the dermatologist. I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s going to be enough to stick around. But hey, at least Denmark has not lost it&#8217;s ability to snow completely. The ten day forecast has one night just below zero. Daytime is above freezing. Wouldn&#8217;t it be typical, though. Danish winter ends literally in 3 days. NOW it&#8217;s going to get cold? Well, we&#8217;ll see. Technically Spring starts on Sunday, so please give me some forking sun.<br \/>\nAlso, the first Danish person has been tested positive for the corona virus. So, now I have an excuse to never leave my bunker.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157252188778657\">27\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Here&#8217;s Mathilde from 2006.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2006\/060607_mathildegirl.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2006\/thumb_060607_mathildegirl.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157254853413657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">28\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nBack from last (?) visit to the dermatologist.<br \/>\nThe good news is, the excema on my hands is nearly gone. I&#8217;m going to continue the cream stuff and that should clear ita ll up.<br \/>\nAnd there were no reactions to the allergy tests. Which is&#8230; good news? It&#8217;s good that I don&#8217;t have allergies. I still have some issues though and if allergies aren&#8217;t the answer then I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s what. But I don&#8217;t wanna think about that now. I&#8217;m a low capacity person and I&#8217;m all done for the week, possibly millennium. The dermatologist said he&#8217;d leave my doctor&#8217;s referral active so I can go back and see him if I need.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a nice guy. He was saying that it wasn&#8217;t the treatment that cured the excema. &#8220;it was.. you&#8221;. And before the allergy test he talked a lot about how we were going to deal iwth it if I did have allergies. He seems very mindful of being positive and encouraging. So that&#8217;s nice. And I don&#8217;t have allergies so I can spray myself with perfume and attract all the skunks, according to a cartoon I once watched.<br \/>\nAnyhoo. Good news fow I spose, and I&#8217;m really glad I can take showers again.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157255361893657\">28\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n&#8220;38% of Americans wouldn&#8217;t buy Corona beer &#8220;under any circumstances&#8221; because of the coronavirus, according to a recent survey.&#8221;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nGo home America, you&#8217;re not drunk enough.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157255982733657\">28\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve said it in a while, so just a reminder that I love y&#8217;all and appreciate your company and affection and putting up with my whining. A toast to the facebox with the most. Thank you all. This failed undercover detective slash slash fanfic writer sure wouldn&#8217;t know what to do without such an entourage of people with words.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157256882563657\">28\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Here&#8217;s Bruce and Clark from 2014.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2014\/140822_mioskids4.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2014\/thumb_140822_mioskids4.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157258151968657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">29\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nHappy leap day, leapers. Here&#8217;s Mathilde and baby Magnethe from 2005.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2020\/200229_050323_mathildemagnethe_meme_leapday.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2020\/thumb_200229_050323_mathildemagnethe_meme_leapday.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157258357958657\">29\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nA lot of people think that Danish music is only Aqua, Cartoons and maybe Whigfield. But that&#8217;s not true. It&#8217;s also Nice Device, whomst predicted the dealdy coronavirus pandemic.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Cool Corona - Nice Device\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/KbWtaxoIQeg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157258472978657\">29\/2 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nToday will be a good day. Happy Funday everyone.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2013\/130522_miaskidme.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/albums\/uploads\/2013\/thumb_130522_miaskidme.jpg\" width=\"450\"\/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=10157261622963657&amp;set=a.10151787893188657&amp;type=3\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s March already. Seems like it was only yesterday it was February.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157261760138657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nletting the daze go by<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"David Byrne: Once in a Lifetime (Live) - SNL\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/bkhQKV5o1-g?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157261866863657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nDamn. Machina is 20 years old. I feel ancient.<br \/>\nMachina kinda feels like the last real Smashing Pumpkins album to me. Machina II didn&#8217;t have the same real release. And then they broke up and reunited but it has never been quite the same to me. Machina \/ The Machines Of God feels like the end of that band that was my life growing up.<br \/>\nLast night I turned around and thought I saw myself turning. Inside the strangest dream of life unloved and cities burning. Awake in myarms, you cry unharmed.<br \/>\nTo my last breath.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Billy Corgan - Perfect \/ Wound \/ With Every Light \/ Glass &amp; the Ghost Children Live in LA (11\/11\/17)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jp67YWA1XVY?start=286&#038;feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157261944183657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nI got soup! Mama made soup, daddy delivered it to me. I know, I&#8217;m spoilt. And I&#8217;ll be eating soup for days.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157262181358657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nSOUP SOCIALISM! No soup nazis here, just free soupcare for all!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157262306778657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\nWatching old episodes of The Soup from 2008. There&#8217;s a certain charm to remembering how back then all the crazy shit happened in reality shows, not White House briefings.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/djaliplume\/posts\/10157262903198657\">1\/3 2020<\/a><br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s all for now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone. 24\/2 2020 &#8212; . where love would be king, where love would be the law 24\/2 2020 &#8212; . Today will be a good day. HappY Yogi Day everyone. 25\/2 2020 &#8212; . Back from the dermatologist. 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