{"id":1919,"date":"2020-12-27T22:52:29","date_gmt":"2020-12-27T21:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1919"},"modified":"2020-12-27T22:52:29","modified_gmt":"2020-12-27T21:52:29","slug":"home-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=1919","title":{"rendered":"Home For Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today will be a good day. Happy Mio Monday everyone.
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\n21\/12 2020<\/a>
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\nI am now putting on an episode of The Soup and digging into a big pot of soup. It is the soup singularity. I am become soup. This is the way.
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\n“Attorney General William Barr says he sees no reason to appoint a special counsel to investigate the November election or the tax dealings of Hunter Biden”.
\nHe also said the big cyberattack was probably the russians. What’s next? Is he going to say govnerment buildings shouldn’t all be art deco?!!?
\nWe all know what this means. He was a Hollywood liberal elite deepstate galactic senate hugo chavez impressionist sleeper agent all along. Tune into NewsMucho to hear our demands of Hunter Biden being forced to eat all the fraudulent mail-in ballots while reciting bible verses.
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\nOh and I saw that The Book Of Boba Fett will be its own show! Noice! Hopefully it will be all about Boba and Fennec decorating Jabba’s palace and making it a wholesome, festive place, maybe a bantha sanctuary for bantha babies whose parents have been eaten by krayt dragons, shutup I can dream!
\nVery happy about it, though. The Star Wars future is exciting.
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\nDid you know there’s a goat species in Star Wars? They’re called Gotals, and I really think they need their own show. Come on Disney, you’re handing shows out left and right. Let me write a Goatal show.
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\nFox News and Newsmax now having to retract allegations about voting machines because Dominion and the other one is threatening legal actions. Lulz. It’s going to be real weird if America descends into civil war over stuff that keeps getting retracted and shut down in courts.
\nBut hey, we FEEL like we should have won so let’s have martial law and sedition.
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\nNewsmax would like to clarify that we talk a lot of shit, but we back down once hte lawyers come a knocking.
\nBut hey sure, keep on thinking that everything cnn and cnbc says is lies while confederaterepublicanconservativetruthwarriorjusticeeaglemuricatruckgunflagscottbaio only tells you the truth the whole turth and nothing but the truth so help you three corinthians.<\/p>\n

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Newsmax just aired this note to "clarify" its coverage of Smartmatic and Dominion. pic.twitter.com\/I5XZ7CQpAk<\/a><\/p>\n

— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) December 21, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n