{"id":202,"date":"2005-12-11T23:46:54","date_gmt":"2005-12-11T21:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=202"},"modified":"2005-12-11T23:46:54","modified_gmt":"2005-12-11T21:46:54","slug":"santa-plume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"Santa Plume"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am avoiding the subject.<\/p>\n<p>So I was thinking. Anyone want christmas pressies from uncle Plume? Give me your address and I&#8217;ll send you something. I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;I&#8217;ll send you a CD or a DVD or a car or something remotely valuable&#8221;. I mean &#8220;I&#8217;ll send you something that I can find lying around the house or I&#8217;ll draw you something etc&#8221;. So it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;ll be giving out real presents, I just thought maybe some people would like a seasonal greeting from Denmark. How many people get christmas presents from Denmark? Not a lot. I think. Certainly not if you don&#8217;t have Danish relatives. So you can be special. Send me your address if you want to be special. plume (AT) (don&#8217;tspamyoujerkfaceREMOVEALLTHISJUNK) plume.dk.<\/p>\n<p>I may fall flat on my face but now I feel all sorts of jolly.<\/p>\n<p>I probably should have thought of this earlier. We&#8217;re halfway to christmas already. Oh well, I can always blame the postal service.<\/p>\n<p>Ho ho ho.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am avoiding the subject. So I was thinking. Anyone want christmas pressies from uncle Plume? Give me your address and I&#8217;ll send you something. I don&#8217;t mean &#8220;I&#8217;ll send you a CD or a DVD or a car or something remotely valuable&#8221;. I mean &#8220;I&#8217;ll send you something that I can find lying around [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}