{"id":217,"date":"2005-12-30T23:04:41","date_gmt":"2005-12-30T22:04:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=217"},"modified":"2005-12-30T23:10:39","modified_gmt":"2005-12-30T22:10:39","slug":"snow-swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"Snow Swimming"},"content":{"rendered":"

What a beautiful day. What an absolutely gorgeous day. If there are any religious groups that want me to believe in god then they should pick a day like today to pitch it to me. Because it really is divine.<\/p>\n

Just don’t mention the war. And the tsunamis and earth quakes and pedophiles and those kids that tie fireworks to cats and reality tv and torture and so on.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this isn’t a party political broadcast. This is a celebration of the snow. <\/p>\n

\"snow\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Snow snow snow snow snow I must have snow.<\/p>\n

\"people<\/a><\/p>\n

One of my favourite things when it snows is the table we have standing out in our back yard. Old and rusty and falling apart. It always looks so nice with a topping of snow.<\/p>\n

\"a<\/a><\/p>\n

Just look at it. It’s like candy being served.<\/p>\n

And Aarhus in the distance.<\/p>\n

\"aarhus<\/a><\/p>\n

There is a little playground up on a hill and when I go up there I can see the city in the distance. Lots of houses sprawled everywhere.<\/p>\n

\"aarhus<\/a><\/p>\n

And the world is right around the corner.<\/p>\n

I feel like rewriting the Nightswimming lyrics to Snowswimming. But alas, I am not ambitious enough.<\/p>\n

I’m not sure all these people understand<\/i><\/p>\n

\"my<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s what happens when you keep your window open at night. And you can see that all the other windows have been closed. I’m the only one crazy enough to sleep with an open window even though the temperatures are below zero.<\/p>\n

I went to the playground. And luckily it was open, no one caught in the snow. So I got to hang out with the goats. So wonderful, the snow, the sun, the animals.<\/p>\n

\"goats<\/a><\/p>\n

The bench was full of snow so instead I put some hay on the ground and then placed my blanket on top and then sat there. And let the goats have the bench. <\/p>\n

\"magnethe<\/a><\/p>\n

Can you see Magnethe’s snowbeard? She was sticking her head in the snow all the time and when she raised it she’d have snow on her face. It made me laugh repeatedly.<\/p>\n

\"snow<\/a><\/p>\n

What do you expect when you bury your head in the snow?<\/p>\n

\"magnethe<\/a><\/p>\n

She’s so cute. I just had to hug her.<\/p>\n

\"hugging<\/a><\/p>\n

And Mads, the giant cuddlebug.<\/p>\n

\"me<\/a><\/p>\n

\"mads<\/a><\/p>\n

\"mads<\/a><\/p>\n

I gotta start looking for a toup?.<\/p>\n

I am thankful for having the goats in my life. They make me feel loved. Funny how animals can do that.<\/p>\n

\"magnethe<\/a><\/p>\n

\"mathilde<\/a><\/p>\n

I need a pet really badly. Or you know, friends and lovers. That too.<\/p>\n

Before I go I want to recommend a Swedish movie. I don’t think I have ever done that before. I might never again. I’m Danish, you know. Denmark and Sweden is like Iraq and Iran. Or USA and Canada. Or Mexico. Or the whole world. Or something. Anyway, today I watched Kopps<\/a>. Or Kops, as it’s called in Danish. It’s quite funny. And endearing. It’s about a little local police station that is going to be closed down because there’s no crime in their ‘hood’. So the police people start beefing up the statistics. By comitting crimes themselves. Normally I do not like Swedish comedies. Heck, I don’t even like most Danish comedies. But this one just has some really sweet and funny characters. I especially like Benny. He’s a mediocre cop, but he’s a big fan of American action movies I guess. So he keeps fantasizing about himself as a badass cop. He jumps around and shoots and shouts american phrases like “Don’t you mess with Benny the cop, motherfucker”. And then he goes home and knits. He’s a great character, the movie is worth watching just for his escapades. It’s a good little movie. No masterpiece. But it doesn’t matter since none of you USAians will ever get the chance to see it I’m sure. <\/p>\n

Freeze motherfacker.<\/p>\n

Also, I have been having a Curb Your Enthusiasm marathon. Speaking of escapades. I love Larry David. He’s quite a piece of work. I’m almost up to season 5 now. If I’m lucky I’ll make it through the whole lot before vacation is over.<\/p>\n

I can’t believe there’s only one day left of 2005. And I haven’t learnt my lesson, I’m going to waste that one too.<\/p>\n

\"the<\/a><\/p>\n

I won’t let the snow go to waste though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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