{"id":220,"date":"2006-01-02T13:54:09","date_gmt":"2006-01-02T12:54:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=220"},"modified":"2006-01-02T13:56:36","modified_gmt":"2006-01-02T12:56:36","slug":"lost-and-found-almost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"Lost And Found, Almost"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh you&#8217;re not going to believe this. I&#8217;m sick. Yes, yes, that part you can believe. But I dragged myself out to do a little shopping in Aktiv Super. And what did I see on their notice board? A missing cat poster. Yup. You guessed it. The little sweetheart from yesterday <i>does<\/i> belong to someone. But it&#8217;s lost. And I could kick myself. I could kick myself so much. I&#8217;m so stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Her name is Lilleput. She&#8217;s 10 years old. She&#8217;s a shy  cat, the poster said. Belongs to &#8220;Haveforeningen Moselund&#8221;. I&#8217;m not sure how to translate Haveforening. Tenant&#8217;s association? Anyway, doesn&#8217;t matter. It&#8217;s not a family at least, it&#8217;s a group or union or whatever. But in any case, I had their cat in my house for almost an hour and I let it go. Kick kick kick myself. It&#8217;s been lost since October 28th. Oh no. Two months it&#8217;s been gone. I&#8217;m such a moron moron moron.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s even a reward. 2500 kroners. Almost 400 dollars. That&#8217;s a lotta money. Although I wouldn&#8217;t feel right taking it since I&#8217;m not the one who found the cat, the cat found me.<\/p>\n<p>Agh.<\/p>\n<p>I went out just now and looked. I spent 15 minutes tracking a cat until I could tell that it wasn&#8217;t Lilleput. Eventually I had to go back inside, it&#8217;s freezing and I&#8217;m sick. But I&#8217;ll keep looking. And really, really hope that she comes back to my window.<\/p>\n<p>Now I gotta go write them an email and tell them that I had their cat but let it go. I hope they won&#8217;t be angry with me. But I have to tell them that their cat is alive and seemingly healthy, right? That&#8217;s good news at least. Sigh. I owe them a cat, I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh you&#8217;re not going to believe this. I&#8217;m sick. Yes, yes, that part you can believe. But I dragged myself out to do a little shopping in Aktiv Super. And what did I see on their notice board? A missing cat poster. Yup. You guessed it. The little sweetheart from yesterday does belong to someone. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}