{"id":309,"date":"2006-05-13T22:09:02","date_gmt":"2006-05-13T21:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=309"},"modified":"2006-05-13T22:11:47","modified_gmt":"2006-05-13T21:11:47","slug":"there-is-no-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=309","title":{"rendered":"There Is No Spoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a bad dream last night. Normally I like nightmares. But I can think of two exceptions. The ones where I&#8217;m aware that I&#8217;m in a dream and I can&#8217;t wake up. And the ones where something bad happens to the goats. <\/p>\n<p>In my dream last night Magnethe was hurt. Where her back should be there was a big, gaping hole. Organs and rib cage all exposed. Odd thing was that she was walking around like it didn&#8217;t hurt her at all. But it was still a nasty dream.<\/p>\n<p>And to make matters worse I overslept. Wouldn&#8217;t be a problem on a Saturday, except I wanted to go see the goats. The playground was closed yesterday. So I really wanted to go today. But since it&#8217;s weekend that means it&#8217;s only open for a short time. When I woke up from that bad dream I hurried out the door and went up there. Managed to get a little five-minute visit. Better than nothing. And good to see Magnethe was doing fine. Not that I expected the dream to be a bad omen or anything. But it&#8217;s still nicer to have the fresh memory of a lively Magnethe rather than having the stale memory of her being wounded.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of goats and hurt. It&#8217;s been a very summery week. And so the kids have been making hot dogs at the fire place. And one day Mathilde&#8217;s kids were jumping into the fireplace. This was after the hot dogs were done and the fire was dying down. No big flames, but embers and small flames. And we had to keep getting them out of there. No one got hurt. There was a guy who said we should just let them get hurt once then they&#8217;d learn to stay away from it. I guess that&#8217;s right. I just couldn&#8217;t do that. I&#8217;d rather spend the rest of my life picking them out of there than letting them get burnt. Even if it would just be a small burn. If I was to be a dad or just get a pet I&#8217;d have a hard time saying no. I have no doubt that I would care a lot and love a lot, but I don&#8217;t know if I could be strict and harsh too. I guess when the time comes then you have to learn it. But I&#8217;d never let anyone get burnt just to teach them a lesson.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of goat kids. My new 2gb memory card is awesome. At highest resolution I can take more than 700 pictures. More than 30 minutes video. Pure overkill. You&#8217;re lucky I didn&#8217;t have it when the kids were born. Or I might have posted an overly large amount of pictures. Thank god that didn&#8217;t happen.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of yesterday, I missed a great concert. Kashmir were playing in ?rhus. Not too expensive, an outdoor venue. And I heard on the news that there weren&#8217;t too many people. If only I&#8217;d known. But I only found out about it 30 minutes before it started. Darn. I love Kashmir. Would have been a good place to take an overly large amount of pictures too.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been nice and cool today. Summer is on a little break. I like that. I can only take so much heat, I need to cool down once in a while. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a cool cat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a bad dream last night. Normally I like nightmares. But I can think of two exceptions. The ones where I&#8217;m aware that I&#8217;m in a dream and I can&#8217;t wake up. And the ones where something bad happens to the goats. In my dream last night Magnethe was hurt. Where her back should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}