If you’re wondering why I haven’t updated since last Wednesday then let me tell you: get a life! Go do something outside! Read a book!<\/p>\n
No, no. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. I apologise. Here, let me start again.<\/p>\n
If you’re wondering why I haven’t updated since last Wednesday then let me tell you: my internet is down. And so am I. I’m at work now. Sweet work-internet.<\/p>\n
I will be calling my ISP when I get home, to see if they can help me. Trouble is, it was myself that destroyed my connection. Well, alls I dids was open a few ports in my router. And now I can’t do nothing, I can’t even telnet the damn thing. The same situation happened about a week ago, but back then the problem sort of fixed itself after some reboots and stuff. I have spent the entire weekend pulling the power cord out of the router and poking it back in and hoping to see the lights blinking. But hopefully my ISP will know what to do. It’s their router. I’m just worried they’ll say it’s dead or that they want me to start using their new cordless router thingie. I don’t want that. I just want my old one to work. Or I’ll have to jump off a tall building or something.<\/p>\n
It better work by Thursday, when the Lost season finale comes out. Otherwise I don’t know what to do. But I’ll jump off of that bridge when I get to it.<\/p>\n
I actually have some rather good news. For me. But I will let you know when my own internet is working again. My boss is pointing at her watch and at the fireman’s axe hanging on the wall. I better get back to work.<\/p>\n
See you in the funny pages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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