{"id":355,"date":"2006-07-20T22:45:29","date_gmt":"2006-07-20T21:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=355"},"modified":"2006-07-20T23:15:55","modified_gmt":"2006-07-20T22:15:55","slug":"cheggit-out-now-funk-soul-brotha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=355","title":{"rendered":"Cheggit Out Now, Funk Soul Brotha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. If you thought it was hot yesterday, you should see today. Hot hot hot. My new, sexy computer has a thermometer display on the front. This morning it said 33 C. And that was after being turned off the whole night. Geez. When it gets over 25 C then I start getting uncomfortable. When it gets over 30 then I start feeling downright bad.<\/p>\n<p>It was so hot today that I decided to stay indoors. I decided that it was too hot to even go see the goats. And an hour later I went to see the goats. Because that&#8217;s the kinda guy I am. Indecisive. No wait, I&#8217;m not. Well, I am when you think about it. Although not really. Maybe sometimes. It depends on how you define it, really.<\/p>\n<p>When I got to the playground, the goats were already inside. They didn&#8217;t want to be outside anymore, said Per. I couldn&#8217;t blame them. It was a little cooler inside, away from the sunshine.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3437\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2006\/060720_3bvanilje_th.jpg\" ALT=\"3b+vanilje\" TITLE=\"3b+vanilje\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It still makes me a little sad when I see 3B and Vanilje alone, without Mathilde.<\/p>\n<p>And Mads is <i>still<\/i> grounded.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3439\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2006\/060720_madspeek_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mads\" TITLE=\"mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Peeking through the hole. I gotta talk to them and see if I can&#8217;t get them to let him out. Poor guy, must have served his sentence by now. I can&#8217;t go in and sit with him when he&#8217;s in isolation. So he keeps looking through those holes and poking his nose in to see if I have treats for him. If any of the other goats get too close to the hole then he BANGS his horns against the walls. Maybe he hasn&#8217;t learnt his lesson after all. You can&#8217;t keep nature down.<\/p>\n<p>One of my favourite things is when the goats come to me and sit down right next to me. It&#8217;s sweet, that they feel comfortable and secure enough with me to do that. Probably like sitting alone at a lunch table in High School and then some other kid comes and sits down at your table. Yay, I&#8217;m not alone! At least that&#8217;s what I imagine, in Danish schools we have lucnh in the class rooms. At least we did when I was a kid. Anyway, today Magnethe sat down on my legs! How fun. She just came over to me and sat down on top of my legs. Can&#8217;t have been a very comfortable position. Unfortunately she got up again a little later when I started rummaging around in my pocket to get my camera. I would have liked to have gotten a picture of it. It was almost as sweet and funny as Mads&#8217;s lapdog impersonation.<\/p>\n<p>I did take this a little later:<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3440\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2006\/060720_magnethelegs_th.jpg\" ALT=\"magnethe\" TITLE=\"magnethe\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So if you imagine that position. Her head sort of on my leg there. Then my other leg was straight under her belly. In the picture she&#8217;s just lying on the hay, but imagine my leg in there. Cute.<\/p>\n<p>When they make a movie of my life, and you know it&#8217;s bound to happen, I hope they will call it <i>The Goat Whisperer<\/i>. Or maybe <i>A Boy And His Goat<\/i>. Or even better: <i>How Plume Won A Million Dollars In The Lottery The Day After Making This Entry<\/i>. That wouldn&#8217;t be bad.<\/p>\n<p>Yup, Yup.<\/p>\n<p>So, three day after my entry about the problem I had with my new computer I get the first google hit. &#8220;explorer hang up data execution prevention&#8221;. From a Finnish googler. I hope I was helpful.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so hot&#8230; Did I mention that already? I need something to drink. How about lemonade? You want lemonade? How about this:<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3438\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2006\/060720_lemonade_th.jpg\" ALT=\"lemonade\" TITLE=\"lemonade\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>How&#8217;d you like them lemonades? I stumbled upon them while shopping in Favorit. Imported from Germany. Five (count them) litres per bottle. For real cheap too. And as old Plume readers might remember I have a drinking problem. I drink too much. And I especially have a soft spot for brightly coloured drinks. That orange lemonade there, that is good stuff. And on a day like this I just feel like chugging a whole bottle in one go.<\/p>\n<p>Phew. It&#8217;s so hot that I have dropped all my clothes. Another benefit from being home alone. I can be nekkid.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave you with that thought.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n<i>Current Music: Gorillaz &#8211; White Light (051103)<\/i><br \/>\n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. If you thought it was hot yesterday, you should see today. Hot hot hot. My new, sexy computer has a thermometer display on the front. This morning it said 33 C. And that was after being turned off the whole night. Geez. When it gets over 25 C then I start getting uncomfortable. 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