I am Plume’s sense of spinning plates.<\/p>\n
You have got to be kidding me. I thought computers were supposed to make our lives easier?<\/p>\n
I have activated my Windows at least. I called the Microsoft Psychic Hotline twice last night. But the automated system wouldn’t accept my installation ID. So I had to wait and call them again today to get through to a real live psychic. He told me my fortune and activated my Windows and everything was fine. So then I want to move some stuff over from the old computer. Well, not move exactly. “Copy” is more accurate. Cause I don’t trust my new computer yet. But copy some files shouldn’t be a problem. Right? Wrong. Now the damn thing won’t recognise my USB devices. My external hard drive. My old MP3 player that I now use as a memory stick. My joystick. None of the damn things get installed when I ram them in the USB port. Jolly rogers. It worked the first time I installed Windows. It worked just fine. Why not now? Why must it make me pull out my hairs and jump up and down and curse like a sailor in a liquor store?! Why must there always be something wrong, something in the way?<\/p>\n
Why oh waaahaai.<\/p>\n
Hopefully I can figure out how to fix it. I need to be able to connect things via USB for chrissie’s sake. <\/p>\n
Maybe I should just buy a new computer.<\/p>\n
Or retire to Tamriel. I have gotten myself a nice house down by the Imperial waterfront. Virtual worlds are so much better than the real world. Do you know why? Because in a virtual world you can draw your steel longsword and hack stupid persons to death. In the real world you can’t do a thing to stupid people. In the real world stupid people start wars and let others die for them.<\/p>\n
And in the virtual world I’m not afraid to talk to others, which is always a plus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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