{"id":373,"date":"2006-08-11T10:57:02","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T08:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=373"},"modified":"2006-08-11T11:49:32","modified_gmt":"2006-08-11T09:49:32","slug":"let-me-count-the-ways","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=373","title":{"rendered":"Let Me Count The Ways"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am sorry.<br \/>\nI am sorry for being a bad person.<br \/>\nI am sorry for wallowing in self-pity.<br \/>\nI am sorry for being responsible for 3b and Springbok&#8217;s imminent deaths.<br \/>\nI am sorry for being so upset about their deaths that I wrote angry entries that upset someone I thought was a friend.<br \/>\nI am sorry for not being mindful of the suffering of the lebanese.<br \/>\nI am sorry for not being more direct in my apologies.<br \/>\nI am sorry for eating meat.<br \/>\nI am sorry for drinking milk.<br \/>\nI am sorry for being selfish.<br \/>\nI am sorry for only going to work 2 days this week.<br \/>\nI am sorry for not going to the appointment with my therapist.<br \/>\nI am sorry for not calling my therapist to make another appointment.<br \/>\nI am sorry for not calling my doc and talking about getting higher dosage of meds.<br \/>\nI am sorry for retreating from life and spending all my time playing Oblivion or sitting with the goats.<br \/>\nI am sorry for wanting to give up.<br \/>\nI am sorry for being a cry-baby.<br \/>\nI am sorry for fishing for sympathy.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I can think of right now, but I&#8217;m sure there is lots more. I am sorry for that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am sorry. I am sorry for being a bad person. I am sorry for wallowing in self-pity. I am sorry for being responsible for 3b and Springbok&#8217;s imminent deaths. I am sorry for being so upset about their deaths that I wrote angry entries that upset someone I thought was a friend. I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}