{"id":388,"date":"2006-09-03T20:53:58","date_gmt":"2006-09-03T18:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=388"},"modified":"2006-09-03T20:57:31","modified_gmt":"2006-09-03T18:57:31","slug":"opiate-of-the-masses-or-how-i-came-to-love-the-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=388","title":{"rendered":"Opiate of the Masses, Or How I Came To Love the Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have bought myself a new TV. Finally. I am well pleased with it. Although it was a bitch to carry home. Luckily I avoided the few rainclouds. Phew. I only got a couple of drops on it.<\/p>\n<p>The warranty is nice reading. It doesn&#8217;t cover things like if I accidentally put a baseball bat through it when I watch soccer. That&#8217;s fair enough. It goes on to state other things it doesn&#8217;t cover. Damage caused by: direct or indirect natural catastrophes, lightning strikes, war, rebellion, civil unrest, discharge of nuclear energy or radioactive forces.<\/p>\n<p>So I just want to let all the countries that are stocking up on nuclear weapons know that they better not drop any a-bombs on Denmark. Or I&#8217;d be well pissed about having to buy a new TV.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I&#8217;m not sure what &#8220;rebellion&#8221; means. Is that like the Star Wars rebellion? If a smal group of freedom-loving fighters decide to bring down our oppressive government then I guess my TV won&#8217;t be covered either.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that I should be fine.<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/>\n<i>Current Music: Mew &#8211; Am I Wry? No (060208)<\/i><br \/>\n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have bought myself a new TV. Finally. I am well pleased with it. Although it was a bitch to carry home. Luckily I avoided the few rainclouds. Phew. I only got a couple of drops on it. The warranty is nice reading. It doesn&#8217;t cover things like if I accidentally put a baseball bat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}