{"id":404,"date":"2006-10-02T21:10:57","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T19:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=404"},"modified":"2006-10-02T21:11:32","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T19:11:32","slug":"bodily-functions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Bodily Functions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was fun. Starting off with diarrhea. Actually it started last night. And you know god is smiling down on you when you get diarrhea the day that there are workers outside your house who cut off the water supply. So you can&#8217;t wash your hands. Hah. At least we had water in the fridge.<\/p>\n<p>And then you go to full dosage on your new meds. Which means you have to swallow TWO of those damn little huge tube pills. Gah. They are hard to get down. They make me puke in little ways. I actually got one down and then when I tried to get the other down, burp, up came both again.<\/p>\n<p>Is this quite possibly the grossest entry I have written yet? Maybe I should make a poll.<\/p>\n<p>I need to read the &#8220;instructions&#8221; to the new meds. It did say something about it being possible to open up the tubes but then it also said something about them not being for chewing so I am wondering why I&#8217;m not allowed to chew the tubes if I am allowed to break them open. Anyhoo, I&#8217;ll have a look at it tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n<p>And other than that, not a lot has happened of course. Thank you all for the test comments. I have decided to use the &#8220;moderate all&#8221; setting. Which means all comments have to be screened by me before they appear. That way I&#8217;ll at least sleep safe in the knowledge that no spam will appear. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it. Bye bye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was fun. Starting off with diarrhea. Actually it started last night. And you know god is smiling down on you when you get diarrhea the day that there are workers outside your house who cut off the water supply. So you can&#8217;t wash your hands. Hah. At least we had water in the fridge. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}