{"id":405,"date":"2006-10-04T21:51:16","date_gmt":"2006-10-04T19:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=405"},"modified":"2006-10-04T21:53:29","modified_gmt":"2006-10-04T19:53:29","slug":"way-of-the-exploding-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=405","title":{"rendered":"Way of the Exploding Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"

I am still with diarrhea. It is not fun.<\/p>\n

I had to go see the goats today though. I missed them. Didn’t see them on Sunday. Didn’t see them on Monday. Didn’t see them on Tuesday. That is way too long. It’s not easy to go outside when there is a constant risk that your pants will explode. But I figured I’d take the chance since there is a bathroom up there and all.<\/p>\n

And I survived the trip. No worries. I didn’t stay for too long, but it was good for the heart. When I got there Kurt was shoveling dirt. Into a big container. I asked him if they were still on strike and he said “Yes, can’t you tell?”. Hehe. It’s hard work being on strike. Then he told me that Mads was outside. Escaped.<\/p>\n

\"fence<\/a><\/p>\n

A hole in the fence. As far as I know it was not made by the horses.<\/p>\n

I went inside to Magnethe and Vanilje. And then Mads spotted me and came running. Kind of a funny situation. He was running along the fence, trying to get in<\/i>. Normally the goats will be trying to get out<\/i>. And if there’s a hole they’ll be off on their merry way. But this was all opposite.<\/p>\n

\"mads\"<\/a><\/p>\n

He couldn’t get back in through the hole though. So I had to let him in through the “front door”. I find it very sweet that he’d rather come in and hang out with me instead of running around and enjoying his freedom.<\/p>\n

\"mads\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Me without goats is not right.<\/p>\n

\"sille\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Sille poked her head in.<\/p>\n

\"vanilje\"<\/a><\/p>\n

And I can still lift Vanilje. Barely.<\/p>\n

Finally, here’s a funny picture I caught:<\/p>\n

\"grasshopper\"<\/a><\/p>\n

How about that? It looks like it’s fake or photoshopped or something, doesn’t it? It’s just heavy on the flash, no manipulation.<\/p>\n

There you go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I am still with diarrhea. It is not fun. I had to go see the goats today though. I missed them. Didn’t see them on Sunday. Didn’t see them on Monday. Didn’t see them on Tuesday. That is way too long. It’s not easy to go outside when there is a constant risk that your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}