I moved in slow-motion today. Or maybe everything else was just in high-speed. Cars buzzing by, people chittering like chipmunks. Only the goats were as slow as I. Our own little time bubble.<\/p>\n
Although Mads gave me a bloody nose. Bam. Okay, it didn’t bleed. But it hurt like hell and I’m sure my nose was very red. I think I was lucky that his horn didn’t catch my nostril, I could have been in real bad shape. I was sitting down with Magnethe on my left and Mads on my right. And Vanilje in front of me. And I had an apple in my hand, I was letting them bite from it. I knew, of course, that Mads would want the apple for himself. And that he might try to scare Magnethe off. But it still caught me by surprise when he pulled his head down and then thrust it upwards, hitting me right in the face. Ouch. <\/p>\n
I was groggy there for a while. He packs quite a punch. I still love the little guy of course. I am prepared to take a punch or two, without the goats I’d be miserable.<\/p>\n
Other than that, business as usual.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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