{"id":423,"date":"2006-11-04T21:35:22","date_gmt":"2006-11-04T19:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=423"},"modified":"2006-11-04T21:38:47","modified_gmt":"2006-11-04T19:38:47","slug":"long-live-the-king","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=423","title":{"rendered":"Long Live the King"},"content":{"rendered":"

Question: How do you make Plume spend 2? hours doing a 1 hour job?<\/p>\n

Answer: Make him work with animals.<\/p>\n

Yes. Sometimes when I work at the playground I think “okay, today I’m just going to feed the animals quickly, do the chores as fast as I can and then get home and relax like a good weekend should”. But do I ever follow that plan? Nope. I end up sitting with a woolly lamb in my lap or gazing adorably at a goat that tries to eat an entire haystack in record time.<\/p>\n

Mind you, I’m not complaining. A farmer’s life for me.<\/p>\n

Yesterday I had a session with my therapist. It went quite well. We talked about the playground christmas party. Went over some of my negative automatic thoughts. And did some roleplaying. I hate therapy roleplaying. But I did well, and all in all it just made me even more optimistic about the whole thing. So good on that.<\/p>\n

Also from yesterday:<\/p>\n

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\"lamb<\/a><\/p>\n

The lambs and the horses had traded places. So the lambs were walking around the fence the holds the goats. If you want to see how Mads reacted to that then there is a youtube video here<\/a>. I will give you a hint: BAM. He can be quite antisocial. He certainly doesn’t like to share.<\/p>\n

Also if you thought I was making that bit about Mads and the hatch door up I invite you to watch this youtube video<\/a> and then also this youtube video<\/a>. In the first one I close the hatch door and Mads opens it. In the second one you can see him shutting the door in Magnethe’s face.<\/p>\n

If you want to see the cute lambs then this youtube video<\/a> is the right one for you.<\/p>\n

All videos can also be found at the plume.dk\/video section<\/a> in higher quality. But the youtubes are just a click away, so don’t delay.<\/p>\n

There is still a little snow on the ground. And I am still feeling somewhat sad. <\/p>\n

Let me copy from livejournal:
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\nPart 1: Emotional rescue
\nI feel like crying. Not because I am overly sad or anything. It just feels like it has been building up inside and I need to let it out, some physical release. I wish I had a shoulder to cry on. A physical one. Someone to hold me while I just cried like a little, pathetic baby. I know I am hideous but am I completely unhuggable? If I wanted to I could go out and buy sex as easy as nothing, why can’t I go out and buy hugs? People who sell their bodies ought not dictate what the bodies should then be used for.
\nI wonder if hugs without feelings is the same as sex without feelings?<\/p>\n

Part 2: Christmas come early
\nI don’t care what anyone says, Scrooged is the best christmas movie ever. And I don’t mean that in a sarcastic, ironic or kitchy way. I mean it literally and seriously. That movie is awesome. I love Bill Murray. Although I’m not too fond of his recent succes and critically acclaimed roles. I would rather have him in Scrooged or Groundhog Day or Ghost Busters, or other such old movies. Movies that some people might say are not good even though they are actually ten times better than anything released these days.
\nSpeaking of Ghost Busters, when are they going to make a third one? In this day and age where there is no original thought in Hollywood and everything is a remake or a sequel or a prequel or a spinoff or a TV character going to the movies, why is there no Ghost Busters III? I’m not saying it wouldn’t stink, but that hasn’t stopped any of the other crap out there.
\n<\/i><\/p>\n

I wonder if anyone would object to me taking Nina home and keeping her in my room so I could sit with her in my arms all day and pet her and make meeeowing sounds to her? <\/p>\n

Maybe I could make them pay me in kittens. The money they pay me gets deducted from my welfare check anyway. I would rather have kittens. Those can’t be deducted.<\/p>\n

When I am king all paychecks will be in the form of kittens and puppies and chewing gum. And you would trade kisses and hugges and there would be no money or taxes or shotguns. I would make a fine king.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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