{"id":446,"date":"2006-12-09T21:53:57","date_gmt":"2006-12-09T20:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=446"},"modified":"2006-12-09T21:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-09T20:59:00","slug":"et-land-hvor-de-tror-det-er-jul-i-november","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Et Land Hvor De Tror Det Er Jul I November"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day Vanilje comes up and pokes me on the shoulder and says: &#8220;Look, I know that I&#8217;m fairly new around here, and that Mads and Magnethe are the established stars. But honestly, in your last entry EVERYBODY got video time except for me. Kulle, Kridte, Firs, Mads, Magnethe. Are you trying to tell me something? Are you going to write me off the show? Are you somehow unhappy with my performance here?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>She is SUCH a little diva!<\/p>\n<p>But you know, I gotta keep my stars happy. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=9eqr4fgM9Gk\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=9eqr4fgM9Gk<\/a>. So there is a video of Vanilje. I am sitting inside with Mads. Vanilje is outside. I&#8217;m zooming through the hatch. I think you get a quite nice view of her. She is very lovely, don&#8217;t you agree? She always baaahs a lot when it is feeding time. Notice how the tips of her horns almost look like they&#8217;re glowing. Red hot horns. <\/p>\n<p>Had a couple of mishaps today. One of them was pouring hot water over my hand after boiling spaghetti. Ouch! Luckily it wasn&#8217;t too bad, I moved my hand away quickly and got it under the cold tap. A couple of my fingers are still a bit sore but it could have been a lot worse.<\/p>\n<p>The other mishap was at the playground. I wasn&#8217;t supposed to be working today, but Jannie called me yesterday and asked if I could take her shift because she had to work. Of course I was happy to help. And the feeding went fine. I sat down with Kridte, figured she deserved a bit of special attention. No problems. Until I had to lock up. There was a problem with the lock on the front door. I fought with it for ages but could not get it locked. To make a long story short I ended up setting off the alarm. And had to call the security service and tell them our secret password so they would know that I wasn&#8217;t an evil burglar. Sounds frightfully exciting doesn&#8217;t it? The long story is more boring. But anyway, looking on the bright side I am glad that I handled it all okay. And everything is fine.<\/p>\n<p>So there. Oh yes, I forgot a tidbit from the christmas party. Seems that Jannie is trying to get into the police academy. And she&#8217;ll be going away for 9 months for the education. So maybe I can take over all of her shifts, work all weekends. We&#8217;ll see how that goes.<\/p>\n<p>Did I mention that the christmas cards have been sent out? So peeps in Denmark might already have received theirs. And hopefully the international ones won&#8217;t be far behind. I still have a few cards left over, so if anyone is feeling left out then do get in touch and I&#8217;ll send you one.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s all for now. Happy weekend. And snow, dammit, snow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the other day Vanilje comes up and pokes me on the shoulder and says: &#8220;Look, I know that I&#8217;m fairly new around here, and that Mads and Magnethe are the established stars. But honestly, in your last entry EVERYBODY got video time except for me. Kulle, Kridte, Firs, Mads, Magnethe. Are you trying to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}