{"id":492,"date":"2007-02-05T22:02:58","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T21:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=492"},"modified":"2007-02-05T22:06:22","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T21:06:22","slug":"the-rules-of-distraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=492","title":{"rendered":"The Rules of Distraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #1<\/b>: a lamb.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3846\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070205_lamb_th.jpg\" ALT=\"lamb\" TITLE=\"lamb\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look. Look! There. There! It&#8217;s a lamb. *points*<\/p>\n<p><b>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #2<\/b>: a lamb on top of a sheep.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3845\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070205_lambsheep_th.jpg\" ALT=\"lamb on sheep\" TITLE=\"lamb on sheep\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #2, appendix A:<\/b> a video of lambs climbing on their mother, sniffing at the camera lens and stepping into water bottles.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=482nnjJs0BQ\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=482nnjJs0BQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #3<\/b>: a goat falling asleep with his head in Plume&#8217;s lap.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3848\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070205_madsme1_th.jpg\" ALT=\"sleepy mads\" TITLE=\"sleepy mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-3847\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070205_madsme2_th.jpg\" ALT=\"sleepy mads\" TITLE=\"sleepy mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #3, appendix A<\/b>: a video of above situation.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=LfdF4Ma8Zx8\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=LfdF4Ma8Zx8<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The end&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;FOR NOW!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #1: a lamb. Look. Look! There. There! It&#8217;s a lamb. *points* Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #2: a lamb on top of a sheep. Plume&#8217;s rule of distraction #2, appendix A: a video of lambs climbing on their mother, sniffing at the camera lens and stepping into water bottles. http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=482nnjJs0BQ Plume&#8217;s rule [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=492"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/492\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}