{"id":55,"date":"2005-06-11T16:13:42","date_gmt":"2005-06-11T14:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=55"},"modified":"2005-06-11T16:16:37","modified_gmt":"2005-06-11T14:16:37","slug":"paris-hilton-to-marry-paris-in-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton To Marry Paris In Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"

Herpes McCrackwhore: Tina is definitely hotter than Paris Hilton. I’m not saying Paris isn’t hot. Specifically the fact that she’s a billionaire pornstar is a big turnon. But Tina is a thousand times hotter. And that’s without a sextape.
\nYour negative comment about Tina almost made me want to slap you. But 1) I know you’d just like that. And 2) your photobucket pictures were so hot that I forgot about everything else. I don’t mean to sound insensitive but I have always pictured you as sort of a freak, so it was rather shocking to learn that you’re so good looking. If I should place you on a scale of hottness you’d end up somewhere in between Paris and Tina. Meaning, you’re hot but Tina is still the hottest.
\nPlease do take panty pictures, I’ll blur out your face. That’s no problem.
\nAlso how much would I have to pay to get that video? I’m rich, it’s no problem.
\nYou know you can still use the guestbook<\/a> to leave private comments. That way the world won’t know how depraved you are. I mean, we are. Also my email address is no secret. You can use djaliplume at yahoo com. Or plume at plume dk. Or djaliplume at gmail com if you want to send really big attachments, like video files or something. Mhm.
\nOh yes, I’d use 8da4e587.jpg for prostitution, cause it shows off the rack nicely.<\/p>\n

Okay, that was slightly weird. Let’s move on. Two things I forgot yesterday:<\/p>\n

Not only did I meet Klaus and Tina from my schooldays. I also met a lady from Tousg?rdsladen. If you’re an old-time Plume reader then you’ll remember I worked there. If you’re not, then you have no clue what I’m talking about. It’s not important though. I met her at the bus stop, while I was standing there with the world’s biggest smile on my face. She asked me if I still worked at Laden. I said I had stopped a year ago. Hah. She doesn’t work at Laden, she just came in and visited some times. So I’m not offended that she didn’t know I had stopped. Fun seeing her though. My 3rd time being recognised that night.<\/p>\n

Also a funny thing about my meeting with Tina. Remember I said she was behind a fence? The guy who asked to take her picture was putting his camera through the fence. And when I asked her if she could sign my CD I handed it to her through the fence. Then the funny bit happened. She started to sign the CD but then stopped and said something like “I’m going to go around to the other side, I can’t stand here and talk to you behind a fence”. Hehe. Well, sort of spiffy. Just shows how nice she is though. She went aroundthe fence to where we stood. She’s still way down to earth. I can’t imagine her ever becoming a bad person, no matter how much success she’d get.<\/p>\n

Okay. Now for today. I was planning to do a lot of festivalling, but I hadn’t counted on one thing. Br?ndby are playing today. Normally they play on Sundays. But not this weekend. They’re playing today, and it’s a pretty important game. If they win then they will be Danish champions. So I have to watch that. Which means I have to cut down on the festival going. But that’s okay. I’m going to go after the Br?ndby game and see Carpark North and Mew. If I can get in. Those are the two shows I really wanted to go to anyway. I will be extremely happy if I can look back at Spot 11 and say that I saw Tina Dickow, Carpark North and Mew. I would have liked to have checked out some of the smaller, unknown bands (those 3 are pretty big by Danish standards. Mew perhaps the biggest Danish band of the times). But these are my first concerts, no reason to overdo it. <\/p>\n

It’ll be late tonight. Mew are playing at 0.45. Out partying Saturday night. How different my life is. I hope tonight will go well too. I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.<\/p>\n

Party hardy, everybordy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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