{"id":552,"date":"2007-04-22T15:52:01","date_gmt":"2007-04-22T14:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=552"},"modified":"2007-04-22T16:02:21","modified_gmt":"2007-04-22T15:02:21","slug":"you-owe-me-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=552","title":{"rendered":"You Owe Me Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have been feeling a little despondent today. *checks dictionary*. No, I mean despottish. I want to rule the world!<\/p>\n<p>That joke would have worked a lot better if despottish was in the dictionary. What do you call it when you want to be a tyrant and rule the world? Oh yeah, a politician.<\/p>\n<p>Aaanyway. Despondent. Sometimes I still get those little moments where I feel like there is no point to anything. That there is no reason to get out of bed. That there is nothing good in this world. It&#8217;s times like these that I&#8217;m glad that I have a folder on my hard drive called &#8220;vids&#8221; which contains 6,79 gigabytes of videos of mostly goats and other animals. They are always just a smile away.<\/p>\n<p>So if you think I post too many youtube videos just be glad I don&#8217;t post EVERYTHING.<\/p>\n<p>Also on the positive list is that I received my Scrubs Season 4 DVD box. I know I oughta save my money until I can buy something meaningful, like happiness or friends. Or goats. But ah, I love Scrubs. It is funny and it is touching. Aw. Shalalalaaa. And I have seen very little of season 4 so it&#8217;s mostly new stuff to me. I love Ted. The lawyer. I see a lot of myself in him. Which is depressing. But also funny. <\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0285403\/quotes\">Scrubs memorable quotes on IMDB<\/a><\/p>\n<p>That oughta keep you busy.<\/p>\n<p>PS. I totally wish I had an <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yMo_boi1Yw0\">acapella band<\/a>. I do. <\/p>\n<p>PPS. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=AyV1rZK2ZZ8\">Dr Cox<\/a> is the rockiest, though. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EYm5bbCKh44\">Keep you busy like a fox<\/a>. Too bad I couldn&#8217;t find a clip of my favourite Cox scene. The one where he says something like &#8220;You want to be me? Don&#8217;t you understand.. I just <i>barely<\/i> want to be me?&#8221;. It&#8217;s a beautiful scene. Self deprecation is wonderful<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been feeling a little despondent today. *checks dictionary*. No, I mean despottish. I want to rule the world! That joke would have worked a lot better if despottish was in the dictionary. What do you call it when you want to be a tyrant and rule the world? Oh yeah, a politician. Aaanyway. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}