{"id":567,"date":"2007-05-13T20:28:07","date_gmt":"2007-05-13T19:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=567"},"modified":"2007-05-13T20:30:10","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T19:30:10","slug":"the-british-dental-association","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"The British Dental Association"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s going a little better with the new lenses in my glasses. But it&#8217;s still frustrating. Before I couldn&#8217;t see things far away, now I can&#8217;t see things close. Well I can see them, but I can&#8217;t read &#8217;em. Not too well anyway. Bah humbug. I should have gotten the multiple strength lenses I guess. But they were quite expensive. And the optician failed to mention that I wouldn&#8217;t be able to read anymore. Maybe I should go back and ask if there is something I can do about it. Or maybe I&#8217;ll ask the eye doctor if I ever get an appointment.<\/p>\n<p>My jaw is still hurting as well. If it doesn&#8217;t stop soon then I&#8217;ll have to go to the doctor I guess. Or the dentist? I prefer the doctor, though. I don&#8217;t trust dentists. Who decides to be a dentist? Make a living of sticking your hands in other people&#8217;s mouthes. Unless you like to torture people then I don&#8217;t see the attraction.<\/p>\n<p>No, I&#8217;m sure dentists are very nice people. Only a very small percentage are sadistic, evil bastards. I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>But I haven&#8217;t been in the best mood because of these things. I have even had silly thoughts like &#8220;it would be much easier to just die&#8221;. Luckily I am aware of how silly that is. Otherwise it would be a cause for concerns.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately I have things to distract me.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4202\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070511_mads_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mads\" TITLE=\"mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Like Mads. Mads doesn&#8217;t stand in buckets like Magnethe does. But he does sometimes step into the trough there. And then he rubs his body against the wall. It&#8217;s his favourite place to scratch himself like that.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4201\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070511_magnethevanilje_th.jpg\" ALT=\"magnethe vanilje\" TITLE=\"magnethe vanilje\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Magnethe and Vanilje together.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4203\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070512_bunnies_th.jpg\" ALT=\"bunnies\" TITLE=\"bunnies\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And bunnies. Almost falling over each other in eagerness when they sense it is feeding time.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4204\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070512_mads_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mads\" TITLE=\"mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mads again. I&#8217;m not sure he understands the concept of munching hay. You&#8217;re supposed to get it in your mouth, not on your head Mads!<\/p>\n<p>Also, squealing piggies in live video: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=JUZ7QhaDt4U\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=JUZ7QhaDt4U<\/a>. No less eager than the bunnies.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all for me. Now over to Donald with the weather.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s going a little better with the new lenses in my glasses. But it&#8217;s still frustrating. Before I couldn&#8217;t see things far away, now I can&#8217;t see things close. Well I can see them, but I can&#8217;t read &#8217;em. Not too well anyway. Bah humbug. I should have gotten the multiple strength lenses I guess. 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