{"id":584,"date":"2007-06-10T19:33:46","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T18:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=584"},"modified":"2007-06-10T19:34:46","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T18:34:46","slug":"fao-monty-burns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"FAO: Monty Burns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to introduce you to my best friend.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4293\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070610_fan_th.jpg\" ALT=\"fan\" TITLE=\"fan\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Just don&#8217;t tell Mads I said that)<\/p>\n<p>Do notice Santa, who has passed out from the heat.<\/p>\n<p>Also I would like to introduce you to my greatest enemy.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4292\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/070610_sun_th.jpg\" ALT=\"sun\" TITLE=\"sun\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The sun, it burns. <\/p>\n<p>I was planning to write that serious entry today. But it&#8217;s just too hot. Plume no well function when hot is it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to introduce you to my best friend. (Just don&#8217;t tell Mads I said that) Do notice Santa, who has passed out from the heat. Also I would like to introduce you to my greatest enemy. The sun, it burns. I was planning to write that serious entry today. But it&#8217;s just too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}