{"id":591,"date":"2007-06-20T20:31:10","date_gmt":"2007-06-20T19:31:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=591"},"modified":"2007-06-20T20:31:10","modified_gmt":"2007-06-20T19:31:10","slug":"the-butt-of-many-jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=591","title":{"rendered":"The Butt Of Many Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I may have been a little too optimistic yesterday, when I promised a TMU wrapup today. Because I am tired. V.tired. Bushwacked like a kung pao chicken. So the wrapup will have to wait. I <i>can<\/i> tell you, however, that the lunching went quite well. I almost skipped it, but I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t. In your face, phobia. I even managed to take pictures. So you can look forward to those.<\/p>\n<p>And while you wait for the wrapup with baited breath, here is a video of Mads: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=kkE3PmC4Rtc\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=kkE3PmC4Rtc<\/a>. Remember I told you (as in the royal you) about how Mads would move forward when I scratched him on the back, so that my hands would end up squarely on his butt? There is the video proof. He is a sly one, manouvering like that. <\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should get a degree in massaging. Butts.<\/p>\n<p>Aye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I may have been a little too optimistic yesterday, when I promised a TMU wrapup today. Because I am tired. V.tired. Bushwacked like a kung pao chicken. So the wrapup will have to wait. I can tell you, however, that the lunching went quite well. I almost skipped it, but I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}