{"id":594,"date":"2007-06-24T22:16:46","date_gmt":"2007-06-24T21:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=594"},"modified":"2007-06-24T22:28:55","modified_gmt":"2007-06-24T21:28:55","slug":"so-fast-so-numb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=594","title":{"rendered":"So Fast So Numb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I just watched the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. Or as I like to call it &#8220;The 2007 MTV TRANSFORMERS PROMOTION SHOW&#8221;. Man, how much did the producers of Transformers have to pay for that kind of PR? They even had an award for &#8220;best summer movie you haven&#8217;t seen yet&#8221;. And surprise surprise, it went to Transformers! And you can&#8217;t even say it didn&#8217;t deserve it, cause it&#8217;s not out yet. So who knows. I liked the Transformers when I was a kid. I had a couple. I should get paid for saying TRANSFORMERS so much. <\/p>\n<p>The MTV Movie Awards: Bigger, Faster, Dumber. They bragged about there being no commercial breaks. Well duh. When you cram all the commercials into the show itself then who needs breaks?<\/p>\n<p>I am so old.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I had a little scare. Sort of. As I mentioned my mother was away for a wedding. I went to sleep rather late. Because of The Office. &#8220;Just one more episode.. just one more episode&#8221;. I tell ya Debster, you should find it with subtitles. It&#8217;s so good. It consistently makes me laugh out loud, not many sitcomedies do that. Anyway it was around 3am when I finally turned off the lights. At that point the birds were already up and singing the morning bells. So I put in my earplugs. I have slept with earplugs for the last 15-20 years. I&#8217;m trying to kick the habit, but not when the birds are chirping. After 10 minutes I suddenly hear something. Someone walking around in the house. I take the earplugs out and yup, definitely someone there. My first thought is: &#8220;burglars!&#8221;. In my life we have never been robbed or burglarized or thieved. So I am a little paranoid because statistics say it&#8217;s bound to happen. Anyway, my second thought is: &#8220;Wow those are some loud burglars. Wouldn&#8217;t they try to be as silent as possible?&#8221;. My third thought is: &#8220;I wonder if it would be possible to teach the goats to play cards?&#8221;. Actually I just made that up, although it&#8217;s an interesting thought to ponder. My real third thought was: &#8220;Ah, mother must have gotten back early&#8221;. And it was indeed my mother. Someone had given her a ride home so she didn&#8217;t have to stay overnight to wait for the busses.<\/p>\n<p>But what a dramatic story eh?<\/p>\n<p>I also go a little scare today. The phone called. It was my webhost. Yup. He called me up on a Sunday afternoon. That was unexpected. Apparently my hosting bill had not been paid. I would have preferred a letter or an email really, not being called up like that. But I have found a receipt for the payment, so hopefully it won&#8217;t be a problem. <\/p>\n<p>What else? Oh yes, I&#8217;m pondering a concert. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/tsr07.dk\">The Tall Ship&#8217;s Races<\/a>. Thursday 5th of July. 22:30. It&#8217;s a bit late. But it&#8217;s free. And it&#8217;s <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.d-a-d.dk\/\">D:A:D:<\/a>. Formerly Disneyland After Dark, before the lawsuit. Classic Danish rock. <a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=RSMSP23rnbE\">Bad Craziness<\/a>. They were fun in the 90s. Anyway, I think I&#8217;ll go. Probably. It&#8217;s been a long time since I&#8217;ve been to a show. I think Damien Rice was in ?rhus, I would have loved to see him. Must remind myself not to let the phobia keep me from stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Toote.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. I just watched the 2007 MTV Movie Awards. Or as I like to call it &#8220;The 2007 MTV TRANSFORMERS PROMOTION SHOW&#8221;. 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