{"id":620,"date":"2007-07-25T21:02:23","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T20:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=620"},"modified":"2007-07-25T21:02:23","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T20:02:23","slug":"i-cant-believe-you-dont-shut-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Believe You Don&#8217;t Shut Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One week! One little week then I will be living all on my own. What a strange, wonderful, scary thought. I can&#8217;t believe there&#8217;s only one week to go. Only one week. One. One week. If I wanted to count the weeks then I wouldn&#8217;t even have to use my fingers because there is only one to count.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if I will be able to sleep the first night. I bet it will be scary. Like spending the night in a haunted house. I wouldn&#8217;t mind if my appartment was haunted. As long as it was a good and friendly ghost. I wonder if I could get a rent reduction on the grounds of the place being haunted? Or maybe I&#8217;ll get the ghost to pay half the rent, that might be easier.<\/p>\n<p>You know, there&#8217;s a playground somewhere close to my new appartment. As fas as I know. I wonder what kind of animals they have there? I shall have to go see, maybe I can make some new goat friends! That&#8217;d be lovely. Although I&#8217;d probably feel a little guilty when I went back to the goatsome threesome. &#8220;Have you been seeing other goats?&#8221; Mads would ask and I&#8217;d say &#8220;no no, of course not Mads&#8221; and he&#8217;d look at me funny and then start chewing on my sleeve and everything would be okay.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m quite tired, and in one week I&#8217;ll be moving!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One week! One little week then I will be living all on my own. What a strange, wonderful, scary thought. I can&#8217;t believe there&#8217;s only one week to go. Only one week. One. One week. If I wanted to count the weeks then I wouldn&#8217;t even have to use my fingers because there is only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}