{"id":669,"date":"2007-09-17T21:50:11","date_gmt":"2007-09-17T20:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=669"},"modified":"2007-09-17T21:50:11","modified_gmt":"2007-09-17T20:50:11","slug":"your-evolution-is-a-silly-idea-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=669","title":{"rendered":"Your Evolution Is A Silly Idea, Yeah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling a little sad. Sometimes that happens. Don&#8217;t ask me why. I guess I just have to get back on the horse. Or goat, maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Today I picked out a vet. One not too far away. I had hoped to find one right here in the neighbourhood. But there were none. The one I picked is actually closer to my old house than to here. But it&#8217;s not too far, as I said. Now I just need my kitten. Need my kitten.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to crawl back into bed I think. I feel a little like a legless fish that jumped out of the ocean too soon, I&#8217;m not ready to evolve into a mammal just yet. Put evolution on hold for a millennia or two. There is no hurry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am feeling a little sad. Sometimes that happens. Don&#8217;t ask me why. I guess I just have to get back on the horse. Or goat, maybe. Today I picked out a vet. One not too far away. I had hoped to find one right here in the neighbourhood. But there were none. The one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}