{"id":698,"date":"2007-10-22T22:01:53","date_gmt":"2007-10-22T21:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=698"},"modified":"2007-10-22T22:03:47","modified_gmt":"2007-10-22T21:03:47","slug":"abrakadabra-alba","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=698","title":{"rendered":"Abrakadabra Alba"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was my meeting with my social worker. It went&#8230; well, &#8220;fast&#8221; is probably the best word to describe it. Turns out he hadn&#8217;t gotten any papers from TMU. So we really couldn&#8217;t do much. I thought he had already gotten my application for retirement. But maybe something has gone wrong somewhere or maybe I have misunderstood something. In any case, he&#8217;ll ask for papers from TMU and then call me in for another meething.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s my new social worker. It sucks that I had to change right now. My old social worker was the one who came up with the TMU idea in the first place and as I understand it he was positive towards my retiring plan as well. Now we have a new guy and who knows. It seemed like he barely knew what TMU was and he started talking about making a ressource profile and getting a statement from my doctor. I thought that was pretty much all done with and put in the application. I can&#8217;t help worry that he&#8217;ll disregard all the paperwork from TMU and I have to start all over again and &#8220;so what do you want to do with your life&#8221; and evaluations and meetings.<\/p>\n<p>But let&#8217;s not be pessimistic yet. Maybe when he&#8217;s talked to the people at TMU then things will proceed according to plan. He seemed like a nice enough guy, and he said that he thought I was in &#8220;match group 4 or 5&#8221;. Apparently people are ranged from 1-5, the ones in group 1 are the ones closest to a normal job etc. So if he considers me in the bottom groups then he should be open to retirement\/sk?nejob. I would think. It&#8217;s not really nice being told that you&#8217;re in the bottom group. Lowest on the ladder of society. But then on the other hand, I can&#8217;t work in a cushy job for an hour without being completely drained and suicidal and panicky so I probably shouldn&#8217;t cling on to an illusion of being managing director of Microsoft or anything like that. Peace and a little goat herding, that&#8217;ll make me happy.<\/p>\n<p>Also what makes me happy is getting mail. Today I got mail from Luis. He sent me a promo card\/picture from the movie Good Luck Chuck. Featuring Jessica Alba holding a dripping icecream cone. Oh boy oh boy. Thank you Luis! I hope you and your family will be okay, safe from the fire and smoke. That goes for Kat too, and everyone else affected.<\/p>\n<p>Jessica Alba is high on my list of gorgeous females. And she happens to have Danish family. So who knows, maybe I&#8217;ll run into her some day. Do you think she likes goats? Maybe I can invite her to come to the playground and I can introduce her to the goats and live happily ever after.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a plan!<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;And if that fails then I&#8217;m going after Cameron Diaz. Aim for the stars, it&#8217;s what I do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was my meeting with my social worker. It went&#8230; well, &#8220;fast&#8221; is probably the best word to describe it. Turns out he hadn&#8217;t gotten any papers from TMU. So we really couldn&#8217;t do much. I thought he had already gotten my application for retirement. But maybe something has gone wrong somewhere or maybe I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}