{"id":70,"date":"2005-06-24T23:56:26","date_gmt":"2005-06-24T21:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2005-10-29T18:50:45","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T16:50:45","slug":"youre-mistaken-its-you-whos-faking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=70","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Mistaken, It&#8217;s You Who&#8217;s Faking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a new appliance today. I want to quote something from the instructions:<\/p>\n<p><i>Do not operate the appliance under the following situations:<br \/>\n&#8211; High temperatures and humidity<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Guess what appliance I bought?<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-2002\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2005\/050624_ventilator_th.jpg\" ALT=\"050624_ventilator.jpg\" TITLE=\"click for bigger version\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hah. Odd. Why do they think I bought it, so I could make the scandinavian winter even colder? No, I bought it because there are very, very high temperatures and I need to cool down.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, the last two days have been hot. Way too hot. Asphalt melting hot. Thank god I now have a huge ventilator. I would say that it blows me away, but I&#8217;m afraid you would judge me.<\/p>\n<p>More importantly, I have now got vacation. A whole month of vacation. Oh how sweet it is. I could not bee any happier. Bzzz.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;m going to sleep in front of my new ventilator the whole time. That seems like a good way to spend my vacation.<\/p>\n<p>Ah well, maybe I&#8217;ll go to the playground once in a while too. <\/p>\n<p>I need to check up on my award winning love.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-1996\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2005\/050624_magnethe_th.jpg\" ALT=\"050624_magnethe.jpg\" TITLE=\"click for bigger version\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-1997\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2005\/050624_madsbench_th.jpg\" ALT=\"050624_madsbench.jpg\" TITLE=\"click for bigger version\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And Mads, the crazy goat.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-1998\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2005\/050624_madshypnosis_th.jpg\" ALT=\"050624_madshypnosis.jpg\" TITLE=\"click for bigger version\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8230; Will&#8230; Feed&#8230; Me&#8230; Now! I command you!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A beautiful, summer day.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-1999\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2005\/050624_summerday_th.jpg\" ALT=\"050624_summerday.jpg\" TITLE=\"click for bigger version\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My dad comes home tonight. Late tonight. Back from Greenland. For the summer vacation. Lots of conflicting feelings. I&#8217;ll talk about that another time. I just hope we can have a peaceful, quiet vacation. That&#8217;s all I want.<\/p>\n<p>Happy weekend, everybody!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought a new appliance today. I want to quote something from the instructions: Do not operate the appliance under the following situations: &#8211; High temperatures and humidity Guess what appliance I bought? Hah. Odd. Why do they think I bought it, so I could make the scandinavian winter even colder? No, I bought it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}