{"id":709,"date":"2007-11-09T00:09:48","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T23:09:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=709"},"modified":"2007-11-09T00:12:52","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T23:12:52","slug":"of-plume-and-the-ten-commandments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=709","title":{"rendered":"Of Plume And The Ten Commandments"},"content":{"rendered":"

I slept too much today. Am I sounding like a broken record? No sorry, that’s the martians. There should be a law against playing bad German techno at 3 am. Maybe I should write up some house rules. It is after all MY cupboard that they live in.<\/p>\n

Rule 1: No techno music after midnight
\nRule 2: Don’t steal my underwear
\nRule 3: Stop leaving chocolates on my pillow. This is not a hotel. I don’t like waking up with melted chocolate all over the face.
\nRule 4: Do not invite bikers to party in the appartment without my permission.
\nRule 5: Stay away from the nuts and raisins, those are for the goats not the martians.
\nRule 6: If you’re going to invent a doomsday device, please do NOT tell me about it. And don’t leave the technical plans lying around on my coffee table either.
\nRule 7: If you’re going to watch the Playboy Channel after I’ve gone to bed, please turn off the telly when you’re done.
\nRule 8: My oven is not a sauna.
\nRule 9: It’s nice that you empty the wastepaper bins, but please don’t dump the contents in the sink.
\nRule 10: Don’t use my scissors to cut your nose hair. Get your own scissors.<\/p>\n

That’s it, I think. Meanwhile I made a video: http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=UQesp2dcu_c<\/a>. It’s incredibly fascinating. And by fascinating I mean boring. It’s been quite windy lately. And when I close my windows I can really hear the wind howling outside. It sounds like a train going by or something. So in the video you can stare at my drapes and listen to the wind. I am sure you will be most pleased.<\/p>\n

I got my election card today. So now I’m all ready to go electing. On the 13th. It is a little anxiety provoking, it will be a room full of many people coming and going. It’s something I would rather avoid. But I must be a responsible adult and do my duty and vote. And I must try not to get too cynical and negative about it. I will pretend that I am voting whether gummi bears are more delicious than liquorice. Instead of voting for corrupt politicians who are all trying to rule\/ruin the country.<\/p>\n

I think I’m a gummi bear kinda guy. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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