{"id":711,"date":"2007-11-10T20:50:58","date_gmt":"2007-11-10T19:50:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=711"},"modified":"2007-11-10T20:51:33","modified_gmt":"2007-11-10T19:51:33","slug":"of-plume-and-the-dark-threat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"Of Plume And The Dark Threat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did a little shopping today. Supplies for the weekend. And I went by the supersized santas. There was only one left. I think I said that they were almost big as I am? That was a lie. They are bigger. They are taller and wider. They are huge santas and I wish, oh I wish, I could justify spending that amount of money on something so pointless. Maybe next christmas, when I am rich and famous. If everything goes according to plan.<\/p>\n<p>Other than that it&#8217;s been a quiet Saturday. Nowt much going on. The footie went well. My beloved Br?ndby won 3-0. We now have an 8 game unbeated run. After a horribly poor start to the season things are looking up. That does wonders for my mood.<\/p>\n<p>As do these munchkins:<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4696\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/071109_mads_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mads\" TITLE=\"mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mads likes to chew on my sleeve. I like to let him, even though I suppose I shouldn&#8217;t. I&#8217;ll put my hand up on top of his head so my arm runs along his face and he&#8217;ll twist his mouth around until he can start munching on the sleeve. It&#8217;s what we do.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4697\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2007\/071109_magnethe_th.jpg\" ALT=\"magnethe\" TITLE=\"magnethe\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A poor picture of Magnethe, but I like the squinting eye. Scratching goats, it&#8217;s one of my favourite passtimes.<\/p>\n<p>Finally a word to the people involved in the writer&#8217;s strike in America: If you cause Lost to stay off the telly until 2009 then I will personally make sure that you are all abducted by martians. Don&#8217;t take this threat lightly. It is within my power and I am mad enough to do it.<\/p>\n<p>The end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did a little shopping today. Supplies for the weekend. And I went by the supersized santas. There was only one left. I think I said that they were almost big as I am? That was a lie. They are bigger. They are taller and wider. They are huge santas and I wish, oh I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}