{"id":724,"date":"2007-11-27T23:21:46","date_gmt":"2007-11-27T22:21:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=724"},"modified":"2007-11-27T23:23:03","modified_gmt":"2007-11-27T22:23:03","slug":"how-many-roads-must-a-plume-walk-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=724","title":{"rendered":"How Many Roads Must A Plume Walk Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another quiet day.<\/p>\n<p>I did a little shopping. Bought some new gloves. My old gloves were quite worn and bruised, a couple of the fingertips were undone. Can you guess who was behind that? I&#8217;ll give you a hint: he has two horns, a long beard and a neverending appetite for nuts and raisins. That&#8217;s right. Mads likes to chew on my gloves. And I&#8217;m not too good at setting boundaries when it comes to goats. I happily let them chew on my sleeves, bite my gloves, munch my shoelaces and so on. I swear, sometimes it seems like they look at me and see a big <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.hedegaard-foods.dk\/media\/pictures\/-400000\/pictures\/vandbakkelses-kagemand.jpg\">cakeman<\/a>. Oh yes.<\/p>\n<p>But it has gotten so cold that I now needed some gloves without holes in them. Done and done, and then some.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of goats, here is a video of Magnethe: <a HREF=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=fGe7kb5uovQ\">http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=fGe7kb5uovQ<\/a>. It is very, very boring. Unless you happen to love Magnethe like I do. And even then it&#8217;s probably still pushing it. She&#8217;s just scratching her chin against a wooden board. I love when goats scratch their heads against stuff. They always look like they get a really good scratch going. Even more I love, of course, when I&#8217;m the one scratching them. Sometimes they will actually scratch themselves ON me. I will be sitting on the bench with my leg crossed and one will walk up and start rubbing its head against my shoe. Hah. Then I&#8217;ll start pushing the shoe back against them so they can really get scratched good. When I am not a cakeman, I am a scratching post.<\/p>\n<p>And I don&#8217;t mind one bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another quiet day. I did a little shopping. Bought some new gloves. My old gloves were quite worn and bruised, a couple of the fingertips were undone. Can you guess who was behind that? I&#8217;ll give you a hint: he has two horns, a long beard and a neverending appetite for nuts and raisins. That&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}