{"id":799,"date":"2008-03-01T23:04:51","date_gmt":"2008-03-01T22:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=799"},"modified":"2008-03-01T23:07:25","modified_gmt":"2008-03-01T22:07:25","slug":"run-ronnie-run","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/plume.dk\/blog\/?p=799","title":{"rendered":"Run Ronnie Run"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who I met today?<\/p>\n<p>Ronald McDonald.<\/p>\n<p>No, really. I did. Well, I didn&#8217;t exactly meet him. But I walked past him. In the shopping mall, around the corner. I was there to get a bus pass. When you&#8217;re retired you only have to pay half price for a monthly bus pass. So now I can take the bus every day for practically no money. But anyway, there was some big happening going on. &#8220;Magic trix&#8221;. On every corner there was a magician or one of those &#8220;cup and ball&#8221; trick artists. Except they weren&#8217;t conning people out of their money, they were explaining the tricks. And there was some show on a stage with lots of children watching. It all looked like a jolly good time. And Ronald McDonald was scheduled to perform later. I almost decided to stick around and catch his act, but then I realized that he&#8217;s the symbol of a capitalist empire. And that clowns are scary. But it was fun seeing him walk around the shopping mall.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I do assume there&#8217;s only <i>one<\/i> Ronald McDonald in the world and that he flew to Denmark for this thing.<\/p>\n<p>March 1st. And I&#8217;m officially retired. The money you get when you&#8217;re retired is paid &#8220;backwards&#8221;, so I won&#8217;t get my money for March until April 1st. So that would mean I get no money this month. But to carry me over I have gotten a &#8220;compensation benifit&#8221;. 15,000 kroners. Before tax, but still. My old monthly payment was about 8000 kroners before tax. So that&#8217;s a pretty darn big bump up. Assuming my retirement amount is the same as the compensation amount (and I&#8217;d assume it is) then I shall be doing very nicely financially. I&#8217;ll be able to put a lot of money away every month. Save up for a mansion in the hills, or something. A goat farm. Or at least a new supercomputer. Nice. I guess it pays to retire.<\/p>\n<p>That was why I went for the bus pass, to celebrate my new found fortune and spend a little. And I christened the bus pass with a trip to the playground. Just to make sure that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4845\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080301_magnethe_th.jpg\" ALT=\"magnethe\" TITLE=\"magnethe\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>..yup, no goat babies yet. I can just imagine the little triplets inside Magnethe&#8217;s belly, sitting around a little table and discussing their escape plans. &#8220;She can&#8217;t keep us in here forever!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And the other two doing well.<\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4846\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080301_mads_th.jpg\" ALT=\"mads\" TITLE=\"mads\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a HREF=\"http:\/\/plume.dk\/pics\/displayimage.php?pos=-4847\"><img WIDTH=400 HEIGHT=300 SRC=\"..\/pictures\/thumbs\/2008\/080301_vanilje_th.jpg\" ALT=\"vanilje\" TITLE=\"vanilje\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m doing well as well. Feeling okay. Just somewhat tired. But nothing out of the ordinary.<\/p>\n<p>Hmm&#8230; March eh? I think there was something I was supposed to remember. Something on the 15th? Something about Ceasar? No, wait. Something about me. MY BIRTHDAY. Just thought I would remind you. You are all invited to my mansion for a big party. It&#8217;s a haunted mansion and you&#8217;ll have to spend the night, but that&#8217;s okay. At least there won&#8217;t be clowns.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all. Hope you&#8217;re enjoying the weekend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guess who I met today? Ronald McDonald. No, really. I did. Well, I didn&#8217;t exactly meet him. But I walked past him. In the shopping mall, around the corner. I was there to get a bus pass. When you&#8217;re retired you only have to pay half price for a monthly bus pass. 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